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Post by murphscfc on Sept 7, 2011 20:12:41 GMT
When was the last time we were all hyped up about a WAG coming to Stoke, it's got to have been Carl Hoefkins
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Post by swampySCFC on Sept 7, 2011 20:14:18 GMT
Never mind the bickys look at that fucking arse I hate Crouch for this
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Post by peterthornesboots on Sept 7, 2011 21:51:52 GMT
The things I would do too that ... ,! ;D
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Post by dutchstokie on Sept 7, 2011 21:55:22 GMT
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes great bickies remember eating 6 packes of the when england won the world cup .Still trying to get the weight of to this day Aye, cracking bickies: Bitty........!
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Post by StokieSC on Sept 8, 2011 7:02:10 GMT
Never mind the bickys look at that fucking arse I hate Crouch for this You'll find me in the JS Upper from now on.
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Post by pretzel on Sept 8, 2011 8:24:29 GMT
Never mind the bickys look at that fucking arse I hate Crouch for this You'll find me in the JS Up 'er from now on. Sorry Mart but I had to correct your post ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Sept 8, 2011 8:30:39 GMT
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Post by mistersausage on Sept 8, 2011 9:10:29 GMT
She's just another footballers tart who is as thick as pigshit. I've lived in Cheshire and loathed the pople who think they are well off when they don't have a pot to piss in but live in Cheshire.
Daft fucking cow. She wouldn't have looked twice at Crouch if it wasn't for his cash so she's nowt other than a common whore.
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Post by manchesterpotter on Sept 8, 2011 10:10:22 GMT
I'd be very surprised if she came to watch Crouch play at the Brit! I imagine that she'll be off swanning about Alderley Edge and Manchester shopping.
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Post by jamesblock26 on Sept 8, 2011 10:13:31 GMT
If she goes the end-of-season player awards dressed like that i might actually go
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Post by gaznandi on Sept 8, 2011 10:17:51 GMT
“Yep, I’m gutted Peter had to leave. I love London. My work’s here and we’ve been happy here, plus Mum just moved down. We can commute but it’s not ideal.
"Having said that, we’re going to live back in Cheshire, so it’s not as bad. I saw Jamie and I told him: ‘I want to kill your dad!’ He laughed. It’ll be fine, I’m sure Stoke’s quite nice.”
So says Abbey, according to this mornings Mirror..
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Post by skelman on Sept 8, 2011 10:27:21 GMT
Brings a new meaning to 'GET STUCK IN LADS'. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Sept 8, 2011 10:51:55 GMT
She's just another footballers tart who is as thick as pigshit. I've lived in Cheshire and loathed the pople who think they are well off when they don't have a pot to piss in but live in Cheshire. Daft fucking cow. She wouldn't have looked twice at Crouch if it wasn't for his cash so she's nowt other than a common whore. Do you reckon she has got her 'brown wings' Sausage or Crouchy even. ???
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Post by starkiller on Sept 8, 2011 11:02:04 GMT
She's just another footballers tart who is as thick as pigshit. I've lived in Cheshire and loathed the pople who think they are well off when they don't have a pot to piss in but live in Cheshire. Daft fucking cow. She wouldn't have looked twice at Crouch if it wasn't for his cash so she's nowt other than a common whore. Yes, there's little difference between marrying for money and prostitution. And that's why they always forgive unfaithfulness.
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Post by steventweed on Sept 8, 2011 11:11:50 GMT
Reading the actual article, it appears it's nothing more than an excuse for the journo to take digs at Stoke: www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/09/08/abbey-clancy-gutted-at-moving-to-stoke-with-husband-peter-crouch-115875-23404122/It has quotes from dotted around that sound fair enough (moving from London a bugbear, newborn child etc; yet nothing about Stoke at all. Then the fucking jorno drops in "She told me she couldn’t face living in the Staffordshire city and had compromised by making a return to Cheshire, where the couple were based when Peter played for Liverpool." Which suggests she didn't say anything of the sort that belittled Stoke at all. The article starts with: "The most glamorous WAG in town was nicely settled in London when hubby Peter Crouch changed clubs and she learned she’d have to move to, er, Stoke-on-Trent." Which immediately sets the anti Stoke agenda. I'm not WAG fan or whatever, but it doesn't sound like you should be venting your spleen at her.
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Post by str8outtahampton on Sept 8, 2011 11:37:23 GMT
Apparently this recording was picked up in a shady tabloid operation in the Crouch household a couple of weeks ago (and apologies for the re-hash):
Abbey: Hello love. Nice day at work?
Peter: Evening, sweetheart. Brilliant. I have some news.
Abbey: (Clapping hands and jumping up and down on the spot) Oooohhh, tell me, tell me! Have you bought me a present? A new car? Dress? Eternity ring? Perfume?
Peter: I've got a new job.
Abbey: (slightly disappointed, but putting on a brave face) That's great, Petey. Is it sitting next to that nice Lee Dixon and Alan Hanson on Saturday nights, wearing identikit shiny shirts, and making anodyne and blindingly obvious comments about your former colleagues?
Peter: Noo-oo. Much better. I've got a contract with a new club!
Abbey: Well I know it's probably not Barcelona, sweetie. Once upon a time - but not now. But perhaps Espanol? Or Sevilla? Udinese, perhaps? You love it when I have a nice suntan!
Peter: Bit closer to home, love.
Abbey: OK. Must be somewhere like Montpelier? Or Bordeaux is lovely. And I know Cologne is nice - my Great grandad was there in the 40s. Although in fairness that was in a Lancaster bomber.
Peter: Er no love. You won't need your passport. ("Thinks: hmmmm, or will you...?")
Abbey: Oh goody - it's Fulham! Really handy for the King's Road, and lots of Harrod's freebies! Even QPR would be great! Anywhere in London, really!
Peter: Not London, love.
Abbey: (Now with bottom lop quivering). Oh. I suppose Newcastle or Aston Villa are big clubs with forlorn aspirations of breaking the stranglehold of the big 4. Or is it the big 5 now? Even the championship might not be the end of the world - hasn't Leeds got a Harvey Nicks, now?
Peter: (shuffling his feet and looking veeerrrrry sheepish). Er, no love. It's Stoke. It's a lovely place. Tony Pulis - yes, the bloke with the baseball cap, the one who likes fighting his players in the showers - is coming over for dinner with his wife on Friday.
[Door slams, followed by wind whistling through house. Lights go down on Peter, as he is engulfed in tumbleweed].
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Post by rigsby on Sept 8, 2011 11:40:50 GMT
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Post by Sammz on Sept 8, 2011 11:42:23 GMT
;D
That's funny but seriously she better not turn out to be a fly in our ointment ???
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Post by Stoke-on-Toronto on Sept 8, 2011 12:23:29 GMT
Good grief if my significant other and I were making that kind of money, I couldn't give a fuck where I lived!
"I couldn't face living there" what in the fuck, was she talking about Stoke or Iraq?
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Sept 8, 2011 12:40:05 GMT
Reading the actual article, it appears it's nothing more than an excuse for the journo to take digs at Stoke: www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/09/08/abbey-clancy-gutted-at-moving-to-stoke-with-husband-peter-crouch-115875-23404122/It has quotes from dotted around that sound fair enough (moving from London a bugbear, newborn child etc; yet nothing about Stoke at all. Then the fucking jorno drops in "She told me she couldnÂ’t face living in the Staffordshire city and had compromised by making a return to Cheshire, where the couple were based when Peter played for Liverpool." Which suggests she didn't say anything of the sort that belittled Stoke at all. The article starts with: "The most glamorous WAG in town was nicely settled in London when hubby Peter Crouch changed clubs and she learned sheÂ’d have to move to, er, Stoke-on-Trent." Which immediately sets the anti Stoke agenda. I'm not WAG fan or whatever, but it doesn't sound like you should be venting your spleen at her. Agree about the Mirror just having a cheap pop at the area. I guess we have to take the rough with the smooth though as only last night there was the link to the Mirror webcast praising us to the rafters. It was a story that was always going to be written though after London lost two of it's frequently pictured celebs. It was only a matter of when and by which paper.
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Post by vestanpance on Sept 8, 2011 14:13:55 GMT
I watched a documentary on these so-called "celebrity splashes". They all have one thing in common. They are all completely made fucking up.
Plus she is a model, does work on telly so i would have thought moving up here would be a bit of a pain in the balls. Ask yourself this, if you had no affiliation to the area, and a lot of your career hinged upon getting in the celebrity press, wouldn't moving to Stoke from London appear a backward step?
I couldn't care less about her to be honest, but some balance seems appropriate.
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Post by frasier45 on Sept 8, 2011 14:16:40 GMT
words taken out of context
don't need to slag our new strikers wife off do we?
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 8, 2011 14:20:28 GMT
concerned? no.
I'd still send it right up her sausage wallet.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Sept 8, 2011 15:23:23 GMT
Think we should cut her some slack, we want Crouchy to score loadsa goals, even if he is a bit of a funny shape with his extra long legs !! His mrs may learn to embrace the potteries Shopping centre and love primark and all it's bargains. You never know she may be brave and venture into the Indoor Market, doubtful but yer never know !! I dragged dad down there once and he loved it ...... ;D
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Post by giuliopresti4547 on Sept 8, 2011 17:48:55 GMT
Im 6 foot 9 size zero and my mates call me goofy, av i got a chance with scabby Abbie?
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Sept 8, 2011 18:04:21 GMT
;D That's funny but seriously she better not turn out to be a fly in our ointment ??? Looking at the quotes it appears she's more disappointed about moving away from London rather than to Stoke. Of course, that doesn't stop the Mirror journalist having a swipe at Stoke. It seems to give him/her great pleasure to denigrate an already down-trodden area. Gutter journalism at its finest.
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Post by Robo10 on Sept 8, 2011 18:07:47 GMT
Probably written by that Mick Dennis bloke :-)
Or Crouchys mate Mirror man 'Alan 'Nicko' Nixon' who knows Crouchy so well he tweeted for days that Crouch was not coming to Stoke. No way Hos'e. Oh...
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Sept 8, 2011 18:47:54 GMT
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Post by kiwistokie on Sept 8, 2011 18:54:19 GMT
Market, doubtful but yer never know !! I dragged dad down there once and he loved it ......
Was that behind the landy? just as well the streets are still covered in muck=)
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 8, 2011 19:15:38 GMT
I watched a documentary on these so-called "celebrity splashes". They all have one thing in common. They are all completely made fucking up. Plus she is a model, does work on telly so i would have thought moving up here would be a bit of a pain in the balls. Ask yourself this, if you had no affiliation to the area, and a lot of your career hinged upon getting in the celebrity press, wouldn't moving to Stoke from London appear a backward step? I couldn't care less about her to be honest, but some balance seems appropriate. How dare she disparage the delight of Chicago Rock on a Saturday night? Next thing she'll say is she doesn't like oatcakes! The fucking Scouse shitehawk!
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