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Post by burtonstokie on Aug 13, 2011 7:48:06 GMT
'Sit down and behave yourself' to the West Ham fans as they tried to get at the South Stand Stokies, Pottermus tripping the Wolves mascot up and the abuse given to Cole and Terry at the Chelsea home game last season
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2011 8:20:38 GMT
yep the retort " we `re Stoke city we`ll sit where we want" to the Boothen corner taking the piss out of us getting a soaking was a classic- started in the row I sit in. special mention to "youve got the touch of a rapist" to Robinho when he failed to control the ball- the most savagly funny chant ive heard yet- he didnt play well after
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Post by simpson93 on Aug 13, 2011 8:28:28 GMT
I have a few, certainly the that's why we sit up here banter, myhill for a corner rather than a throw but my favourite 3 have to be when the physio was behind (I think) windass and everyone sang does your mother know your queer and he just nodded and the other two similar to eachother on when the Sheffield utd fans kicking off between themselves and on lad jumped about ten flights of stairs to punch some one and missed completely just ended up in a heap and the same game on of them jumped from like the top of the block tunnel hit the floor to which you then saw 4 at johns boys run over to help him, oh one more the split fan who jumped over about 10 others to get one of the players shirts, I hope he got that shirt, pure dedication!
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Post by shipshape on Aug 13, 2011 8:34:01 GMT
Preston manager Craig Brown going ape behind the Boothen End goal on Boxing Day after a penalty decision he didn't like. Their centre back went even aper. Think he had an epileptic fit.
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Post by white wall boy on Aug 13, 2011 8:54:21 GMT
when all the man city fans were in our end in the relegation season, one citeh fan a few rows in front was keeping his head down, minding his own business and thought he'd sit it out un noticed until some little scrote sussed him and just wouldn't leave it alone, he kept pointing at him shouting abuse, trying to get others involved and it didn't take long for a few lads to step in and thankfully a few stewards, the bloke who was previously completely calm was escorted out but had the annoying little shit by the throat and wouldn't let go. Thought it was hilarious, I think they both got turfed out
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Post by BioniCPidgeoN on Aug 13, 2011 9:44:36 GMT
Think it was against Birmingham when the ballboy wouldn't give the throw in taker the towel.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2011 9:52:32 GMT
When binbag Sidibe was on the pitch
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Post by snapotter on Aug 13, 2011 9:56:10 GMT
;D I'd forgotten "We love you bin bag, we do...."
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Post by pieface on Aug 13, 2011 9:59:14 GMT
At Brighton fans - "Town full of bummers, you're just a town full of bummers!
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Post by AdderleyGreenStokie on Aug 13, 2011 10:05:11 GMT
My memory is utter toss so some details could be wrong......we were in the championship playing west ham, night game i think, and we were singing gypo gypo at their left-back. Anyway, daryl or chris powell, can't remember which one, was taking a throw and turned round to us in the family stand saying "who, me?", so we all pointed at the left-back, and powell laughed his bollox off. Made us all laugh.
Edit - it was chris, and his brothers name is darren, not daryl. Told you my memory was shit!
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Post by MrDBrent on Aug 13, 2011 10:09:38 GMT
Hippo stealing the Nuneaton mascot's head, obvz. +1 That would of been mine. Classic moment
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Post by wrightspies on Aug 13, 2011 10:17:06 GMT
He's shagging the ref he's shagging the ref John Terry he's shagging the ref
In the championship against West Ham we got given that free food in bags on our seats and started chucking it at opposition players.
Also in the carling cup when Vincent Pericard was awarded man of the match
Wimbledon at home when they brought no fans and we we're pointing at there bench singing "is that all you take away"
Singing "i want a tash like Ed De Goey" was a pisser!
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Post by theloudest on Aug 13, 2011 10:20:57 GMT
Simon Royce vs fan
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Post by cactuselves on Aug 13, 2011 10:28:30 GMT
For me, in no particular order:
The night match in the championship where all of the seats had pepperami/mattersons promotion packs. The linesman made several contentious decisions and got pelted with the indedible meat balls, also hundreds of paper aeroplanes from the cards in the packs. One nearly reached the halfway line from the back off the boothen ....doffs cap at the effort.
Gerry Taggart strangling Dennis Wise..... what a classic.
Pottermuss on the motorbike .....don't know why but always tickled me.
The grief we give to any top player for their - rape charge/assault/infidelity ... they all deserve it !!!
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on Aug 13, 2011 10:32:13 GMT
The 2 Forest players fighting. Also the Craig Brown fit was good.
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Post by congodread on Aug 13, 2011 10:33:58 GMT
the bin bag was probably the best but also . .
Last season when Joey Barton, after getting loads of shit from the boothen for putting the ball slightly outside the corner arc when taking a corner, the next one he took he deliberately placed it miles outside the corner arc, Boothen goes mental, Barton turns to Boothen and does the "calm down, calm down" hand gestures then puts the ball back in the arc. Brilliant.
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Post by manchesterpotter on Aug 13, 2011 10:41:29 GMT
I think it was Colchester at home in 2007 - One of their players went to clear the ball down the wing, but Lee Hendrie (I think) blocked it and the ball ricocheted into the linesman's bollocks. The linesman spent about 10 minutes trying to carry on, until eventually admitting defeat to the pain and chants and being replaced by the forth official.
Brilliant.
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Post by onemanbang on Aug 13, 2011 10:45:24 GMT
He's shagging the ref he's shagging the ref John Terry he's shagging the ref In the championship against West Ham we got given that free food in bags on our seats and started chucking it at opposition players. Also in the carling cup when Vincent Pericard was awarded man of the match Wimbledon at home when they brought no fans and we we're pointing at there bench singing "is that all you take away" Singing "i want a tash like Ed De Goey" was a pisser! I want a tash like Ed De Goey Ed De Goey Ed De Goey I want a tash like Ed De Goey Ed De Goey Ed De Goey Super Dutch pornstar! ;D ;D ;D Has to be the pottermus stealing the mascots head or the Taggart incident for me though.
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Post by mark71 on Aug 13, 2011 10:51:15 GMT
Hippo stealing the Nuneaton mascot's head, obvz. Wins it for me, although I thought it was Millwall, funny as fuck either way seeing the mascot chase after Pottermus without his head. ;D ;D ;D ;D yeah that was the best
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Post by fisty lizard on Aug 13, 2011 10:58:37 GMT
There has been some great chants at the Brit such as the "your not fit to wash his car" chant to that colchester player after he was mouthing off at hendrie. The "john terry's your day" chant to SWP was a pisser too but all the chants directed to Wenger last season takes a lot to be bettered, reduced him to near tears
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Post by LGH87 on Aug 13, 2011 10:59:06 GMT
there's been too many too mention over the years, with quite a lot of classic moments already mentioned on here.
one of my personal favourites was during the Villa 3-2 thriller, Carew missed a chance from the edge of the area, my mate turned to the rest of us and said 'there was norway he was gonna score from there'
had everyone in a ten seat radius in stitches!
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Post by dadofsam on Aug 13, 2011 11:06:40 GMT
Dean Windass (I think) pretending (I hope) to bum Brammer Harper pushing all his colleagues aside to take a penalty at the Boothen end only to smash it about 20 yards over the bar Brammer drilling a pin point pass out to a player who was off the pitch getting attention Moyes amongst our fans
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Post by prestige on Aug 13, 2011 11:08:24 GMT
For me it has got to be the absolute pelting abuse thrown at Gypo Robbie Savage! so harsh but so so fair! (oh and SWP, JT is your dad!)
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Post by Funky on Aug 13, 2011 11:18:03 GMT
Head off mascot
Singing to Joe Hart "Only 1 Shay Given" Hart was pissing himself and clapped our fans
Peter Hoekstra's twitch
Frank Lampard getting grief taking a corner in front of the Seddon/Boothen corner
Big Chris's goal against Wigan in the cup also made me laugh, where did that come from?
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Post by bonzo42 on Aug 13, 2011 11:22:22 GMT
Three stand out for me.
1) Can't remember who it was against, but a Prem match when Delap had been subbed. We had a throw in a normally promising position, so Beattie jogs up, picks up the ball, gets the towel, rubs it down, turns to the crowd, winks, takes his big run up and throws the ball.....and it didn't even make it to the box and was cleared so easily. Even Beattie was pissing himself after it.
2) Sidibe scoring a goal. Whenever he scores I just laugh as it really does mock the opposition.
3) Against Man Utd last season when the standard 'handball' shouts were out and about. Wes Brown I think went to pick the ball up for a throw in about 10 mins after the original 'handball' shout to a raucous HANDBALL from everyone around us haha
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Post by gazza123 on Aug 13, 2011 11:28:30 GMT
For me it has to be back end of last season when we started singing swing low sweet chariot had me in stiches ..... But there was something even funnier it was not at the brit but it was at molineux we were in jl2 and there was a female steward with a curly perm every time she walked past the whole of jl2 were singing . .. pot noodle whooooooooa pot noodle whooooooa she got a pot noodle on her head and she shit in bed it was funny as fuck she was getin more pissed of as the match went on was any 1 ther in jl2 .. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by stokester1989 on Aug 13, 2011 12:20:58 GMT
stoke - everton , Timmy howards got torrests, has got torrests, has got torrests, timmy howard has got torrests , fuck ...shit ...bastard
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Post by kn1ghty on Aug 13, 2011 12:42:13 GMT
Gavin Ward handing it out to those two Bristol fans . Talk about wrong person to pick on .
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Post by marra315 on Aug 13, 2011 13:04:35 GMT
Away games have been class this last season , at chelsea the JT shagging mum dog nan , JT is ya dad to all the kids ... Was ace ! At home the rain banter was the best for me this season
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Post by fortressbritannia on Aug 13, 2011 13:46:15 GMT
It was the last time we played Leeds in 06/07 when we had some flashy keepy-uppie guy doing some half time entertainment and he balanced the ball on his head and tried to walk it into the goal in front og the boothen untill he reached the goal line and fell straigt on his arse and missed
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