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Post by Parksy on Mar 3, 2004 13:00:43 GMT
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were
about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
;D
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Post by dealstokie on Mar 3, 2004 13:17:59 GMT
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Post by Trout_Licker on Mar 3, 2004 16:39:40 GMT
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Post by Jumborat on Mar 3, 2004 16:54:01 GMT
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2004 18:40:59 GMT
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Post by tubes on Mar 3, 2004 19:59:32 GMT
lol, pisser
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