I am pleased to announce to the world at large, well okay to the CyberStokies on the Oatcake M/B, that another Stoke supporter will be joining our ranks later this year.
No, it’s not a converted glory hunter Man Ure fan who has seen the error of his ways, nor is it a Pork Fail follower who has seen the light, decided to have a wash and apply for a passport to gain entry into the real world.
No, it’s a small bundle of red and white joy, as of the 12 weeks scan this morning 6.01 cm long but with a good kick on him/her by the looks of things, destined to enter the world in late summer courtesy of yours truly (with a little help from the missus I might add!!). ;D
Our Tone has already rang me to enquire about the nipper-to-be, on the basis that even now he or she is likely to possess a greater physical presence and more potent goal threat than Chris Greenacre. As my future young ’un’s agent, I’m holding out for a nappy sponsorship deal with Pampers and a unlimited supply of Farley’s rusks before even thinking about entering negotiations.