Post by proudtobeapotter on Feb 27, 2004 19:22:54 GMT
for how long has man held back farts in front of their new girlfriend, and decided against going for a dump, in favour of giving themselves cronic stomach pains? perfect example...my ex lives near chelmsford, and i only used to be able go stay for the weekend or week every so often, and i never used to fart in front of her, decided i needed get a drink or summat. as for having a dump, i used to wait til i went for a shower in mornin & let it go then, cleverly disguising the flush as the shower running. imagine my horror, one morning, i had my dump and shower, went back into the bedroom to the laydee and make most of her dad still being asleep and having sum time without interferance, and her little sister goes in the bathroom and shouts...'eeeuuuggghh theres a poo in the toilet'!! the bastard was a floater! after that, it was fine for me fart, in morning she'd say 'u going for your shit & shower?' how long has this discretion business gone on for, how long will it, and is there an official time period (excluding incidents such as mine) when u can start letting em rip in front of her? i heard 6months
Last Edit: Feb 27, 2004 19:24:05 GMT by proudtobeapotter - Back to Top
I had been going out with my other half for about a week, and we were lying on her bed when I felt that familiar feeling in my guts. Like you I'd always gone out of the room to "look at the wallpaper in the kitchen" or something, before releasing my foul bottom wind...but after a week I though I'd chance it.
" Do you know" I said, looking into her eyes. "We've been going out for a week now, I think it's time that we started breaking wind infront of eachother." My girlfriend started laughing and then to my disbelief let out a complete rasper.
I responded with a thunderous anal fanfare and that was that.