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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Apr 26, 2011 21:56:42 GMT
..... Kate Middleton and this Royal wedding. I'm thinking about releasing Maddie just to get the posh tart off the news.
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Post by gazscfc on Apr 26, 2011 21:58:43 GMT
How is Maddie? I bet she's tall now
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Post by andy456 on Apr 26, 2011 22:22:49 GMT
Fucking hell just when i thought id heard the last of the wedding someone goes and makes a thread about it
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Apr 26, 2011 22:24:36 GMT
You have Maddie too?
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Post by Stalking Horse on Apr 26, 2011 22:31:18 GMT
I'd better check who I've got then???
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2011 22:43:25 GMT
..... Kate Middleton and this Royal wedding. I'm thinking about releasing Maddie just to get the posh tart off the news. I never really appreciated how important all this is ...until now. Mind you he is Diana's son , as opposed to Charles' heir to the throne..( if you follow my drift) .
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 26, 2011 22:46:11 GMT
I've just bashed one out over kate middleton lapping out princess Di
The power of the mind is great
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2011 23:14:36 GMT
Have you noticed how the royal princes never marry ugly bastuurds.....apart from Prince Andrew of course..
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 27, 2011 5:42:42 GMT
A quality thread from the oatcake elite !! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Northy on Apr 27, 2011 6:40:19 GMT
..... Kate Middleton and this Royal wedding. I'm thinking about releasing Maddie just to get the posh tart off the news. I never really appreciated how important all this is ...until now. Mind you he is Diana's son , as opposed to Charles' heir to the throne..( if you follow my drift) . wrong one Mumf, you are on about Harry, the soldiers son Kate needs a good meal or two, she's too skinny. But with a bit of imagination she can be a little bit meatier and then go along with PM's thoughts
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 27, 2011 6:51:56 GMT
Have you noticed how the royal princes never marry ugly bastuurds.....apart from Prince Andrew of course.. True i mean take Big ears Charlie's tart 'bap-faced' Camilla, i still think she is the owd Queen Mum with a face lift. Nothing would suprise with those inbred German cunts. Yes we know. ??? Monkey would fuck her. ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 27, 2011 7:08:36 GMT
Is Prince Edward one of the Bridesmaids? ;D
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Post by basingstokie on Apr 27, 2011 7:23:47 GMT
Have you noticed how the royal princes never marry ugly bastuurds.....apart from Prince Andrew of course.. It's gotta be a chick puller 'Hi, I'm gonna be the King, I can make you the Queen, & I'm absolutely minted' I bet she couldn't wait to suck 'im off
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Post by id on Apr 27, 2011 7:24:13 GMT
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 27, 2011 7:25:57 GMT
Is Prince Edward one of the Bridesmaids? ;D Imagine him in a pink frilly dress ;D
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 27, 2011 7:27:31 GMT
Have you noticed how the royal princes never marry ugly bastuurds.....apart from Prince Andrew of course.. True i mean take Big ears Charlie's tart 'bap-faced' Camilla, i still think she is the owd Queen Mum with a face lift. Nothing would suprise with those inbred German cunts. Yes we know. ??? Monkey would fuck her. ;D I would fuck her
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Post by starkiller on Apr 27, 2011 10:40:32 GMT
I will not reduce myself to a grovelling slave as all of these royal sycophants are. Revelling in this pompous display of power from one of the most evil institutions in history.
I bet the royal leeches piss themselves when they see all of those subservients from the balcony. They feed off it.
Those wishing to protest against the elitist values blatantly on display are regarded as vermin by State TV (Bbc).
Hopefully it pisses down with rain and that it becomes too much for evil Nazi Phil, who is surely due to go soon. These fuckers seem to live forever.
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Post by Plain Jane on Apr 27, 2011 10:54:00 GMT
How funny would it be if she got cold feet and called it off though
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Post by bettsy on Apr 27, 2011 10:54:46 GMT
True i mean take Big ears Charlie's tart 'bap-faced' Camilla, i still think she is the owd Queen Mum with a face lift. Nothing would suprise with those inbred German cunts. Yes we know. ??? Monkey would fuck her. ;D I would fuck her She is one ugly cunt, she looks like rod hull
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Post by starkiller on Apr 27, 2011 11:08:44 GMT
How funny would it be if she got cold feet and called it off though You'd think she'd research Diana's experience a bit.
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Post by Northy on Apr 27, 2011 12:17:44 GMT
Is Prince Edward one of the Bridesmaids? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Plain Jane on Apr 27, 2011 14:27:18 GMT
How funny would it be if she got cold feet and called it off though You'd think she'd research Diana's experience a bit. I certainly wouldn't be getting into any chauffeur driven cars in Paris if I were her... I don't think I'd be wanting his dead mothers engagement ring either given the circumstances, but thats probably just me.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Apr 27, 2011 15:22:52 GMT
I don't think I'd be wanting his dead mothers engagement ring either given the circumstances, but thats probably just me. I would. I'd be straight down cash converters with that bugger.
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Post by Plain Jane on Apr 27, 2011 15:27:34 GMT
I don't think I'd be wanting his dead mothers engagement ring either given the circumstances, but thats probably just me. I would. I'd be straight down cash converters with that bugger. fair point actually
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Post by grandad on Apr 27, 2011 16:41:54 GMT
How funny would it be if she got cold feet and called it off though i was just hoping she falls flat on her arse but i think i prefer yours ;D
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Post by french toast on Apr 27, 2011 16:50:22 GMT
How funny would it be if she got cold feet and called it off though i was just hoping she falls flat on her arse on bauer1000's dick but i think i prefer yours ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2011 23:30:58 GMT
I never really appreciated how important all this is ...until now. Mind you he is Diana's son , as opposed to Charles' heir to the throne..( if you follow my drift) . wrong one Mumf, you are on about Harry, the soldiers son Kate needs a good meal or two, she's too skinny. But with a bit of imagination she can be a little bit meatier and then go along with PM's thoughts I'm 99% certain that Harry is not Charles son .... But I wasn't looking at the situation from that perspective... If you look at pictures of Harry and Diana's 'bit of ruff' then there is no doubt at all. I think the country should demand a DNA test on the grounds we're keeping the little bastuurd on the civil list... Shithouses ..the lot of them.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 28, 2011 0:08:41 GMT
I'm 100% certain that Harry is not Charles' son.
Step forward Mr Hewitt
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 28, 2011 5:51:31 GMT
His marriage is the biggest sham since Elton John married that bag years ago. I bet Edward the Queens stablehands son has had more dick than Elton. Is Harry Hewitt the best man. ??? I for one am suprised his Dad Captain Hewitt is allowing him to go.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 28, 2011 6:16:07 GMT
Is Prince Edward one of the Bridesmaids? ;D pisser .....ironically the only one not divorced ?? Beggars belief that he fathered children !!! Probably used the king of pop (Michael Jackson) or The king of the keyboard (Elton Bog's) Methodology....... Maybe mumsy threatened to cut off his ... balls head if the kingdom found out he was on the boys only bus !!
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