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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2010 9:22:20 GMT
www.bombshock.com/aliens-and-ufos/giant-spaceships-heading-towards-earth.htmlRecent light has been shed on the reason that the SETI (Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project has been cancelled by the government. It seems that something was starting to happen. According to my sources the government black project boys have taken over some of the antennas and are now processing signals for the exclusive use of the United States Navy. The government seems to be highly upset that more than one very large object is fast approaching Earth. Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements. We may be plundered or saved. Either way the near future is yet to unfold. At the present time the object(s) are beyond the orbit of Pluto. It is estimated that the objects are in the neighborhood of 150 miles across by 30 to 50 miles wide. Not long ago a Russian Mars probe photographed an object fitting this description just before it was destroyed for unknown reasons. Later, an American Mars probe was destroyed just before it reached that planet.
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 24, 2010 9:44:37 GMT
cool
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Post by jacksscfc on Sept 24, 2010 9:45:00 GMT
Paranoia at it's very best....
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Post by boothy on Sept 24, 2010 9:47:54 GMT
Sounds like bollocks to me. They managed to destroy a Mars probe from Pluto? Fook me. If it is true (I'd put my life on it not being true) then we'd be fucked.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2010 9:48:14 GMT
Paranoia at it's very best.... Just because your'e paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you sitting at the edge of your sloar system waiting to enslave and rape you ;D
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2010 9:51:19 GMT
Sounds like bollocks to me. They managed to destroy a Mars probe from Pluto? Fook me. If it is true (I'd put my life on it not being true) then we'd be fucked. The Mars probe thing sounded stupid to me but these probes don't come back to Earth when theyre done with, they just sent them off into space. It doesn't say it was destroyed near Mars
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Post by french toast on Sept 24, 2010 9:53:21 GMT
starkiller will back this up
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 24, 2010 9:54:28 GMT
oh well. by time they get from pluto to earth ill be dead anyway ;D fuck my kids, they can piss off ;D
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Post by boothy on Sept 24, 2010 9:58:04 GMT
oh well. by time they get from pluto to earth ill be dead anyway ;D fuck my kids, they can piss off ;D There's a probe on its way to Pluto right now. And that is only taking 9 years to get there. And that's just with our shitty technology. ;D
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Sept 24, 2010 10:22:37 GMT
"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 24, 2010 10:43:36 GMT
oh well. by time they get from pluto to earth ill be dead anyway ;D fuck my kids, they can piss off ;D There's a probe on its way to Pluto right now. And that is only taking 9 years to get there. And that's just with our shitty technology. ;D doubt itll take 9 year ;D unless we developed something what can go 60,000mph ;D space shuttle only goes 15,000mph
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Post by st2potter on Sept 24, 2010 10:46:47 GMT
If they say we're defo fucked everybody will go mental, pure headonistic nihalism, it'll be fucking ace
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Post by boothy on Sept 24, 2010 10:57:42 GMT
There's a probe on its way to Pluto right now. And that is only taking 9 years to get there. And that's just with our shitty technology. ;D doubt itll take 9 year ;D unless we developed something what can go 60,000mph ;D space shuttle only goes 15,000mph Well it is going 83,000km right now. It left in 2006 and arrived at Jupiter in 2007 where it was given what's called a "gravity assist". Basically it orbited Jupiter a few times while picking up pace before basically being thrown out. Kind of.
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 24, 2010 10:59:03 GMT
ahhh so it sped up?
just looked for fasted man made thing n the pluto fly by thing left at 50,000km
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Post by neoisd1 on Sept 24, 2010 12:20:19 GMT
There's a probe on its way to Pluto right now. And that is only taking 9 years to get there. And that's just with our shitty technology. ;D doubt itll take 9 year ;D unless we developed something what can go 60,000mph ;D space shuttle only goes 15,000mph Surely it would continue to accelerate in space though as there is no atmospheric resistance?? ???
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 24, 2010 12:30:36 GMT
doubt itll take 9 year ;D unless we developed something what can go 60,000mph ;D space shuttle only goes 15,000mph Surely it would continue to accelerate in space though as there is no atmospheric resistance?? ??? just has no resistance to slow it down, its got have a max speed else itll fall apart.
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Post by ravenonthewing on Sept 24, 2010 12:34:13 GMT
www.bombshock.com/aliens-and-ufos/giant-spaceships-heading-towards-earth.htmlRecent light has been shed on the reason that the SETI (Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project has been cancelled by the government. It seems that something was starting to happen. According to my sources the government black project boys have taken over some of the antennas and are now processing signals for the exclusive use of the United States Navy. The government seems to be highly upset that more than one very large object is fast approaching Earth. Speculation about just what these objects may be, range from Ark ships that are coming to take away some people just before a cataclysmic event strikes earth. Another speculation suggest that we are about to be invaded and the peoples of Earth forced into slave labor to mine certain rare elements. We may be plundered or saved. Either way the near future is yet to unfold. At the present time the object(s) are beyond the orbit of Pluto. It is estimated that the objects are in the neighborhood of 150 miles across by 30 to 50 miles wide. Not long ago a Russian Mars probe photographed an object fitting this description just before it was destroyed for unknown reasons. Later, an American Mars probe was destroyed just before it reached that planet. There would be very clear photos at that distance Yaow smell sumtin burnin Yes yer gotcher tits in me poip
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 24, 2010 13:27:04 GMT
I fucking hope this is true. It'd certainly spice my weekdays up anyway.
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Post by myleftboot on Sept 24, 2010 13:39:34 GMT
Put us in Slavery, that will make Cameron jealous. The tories have been trying that for decades ;D.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 24, 2010 13:40:56 GMT
Put us in Slavery, that will make Cameron jealous. The tories have been trying that for decades ;D. ;D
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2010 13:54:02 GMT
I fucking hope this is true. It'd certainly spice my weekdays up anyway. Aye, a spot of desparate survival against a superior intergalactic foe would definately be more entertaining than 'Guess the colour of the growth on my cock' on here
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 24, 2010 14:13:43 GMT
I fucking hope this is true. It'd certainly spice my weekdays up anyway. Aye, a spot of desparate survival against a superior intergalactic foe would definately be more entertaining than 'Guess the colour of the growth on my cock' on here The board's not even that interesting! Haven't you seen my "Cats v Dogs" thread? ;D Give me the desperate survival war any day!
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Post by myleftboot on Sept 24, 2010 14:18:29 GMT
We could start the secret oatie resistance movement ;D.
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Post by lew86 on Sept 24, 2010 14:28:07 GMT
AS soon as I saw 'ark ships' it lost credibility.
as soon as i saw this, I was laughing out loud;
It is a fact that some frequencies in the microwave band have been known to affect UFO’s and destabilize their propulsion systems.
Interesting read anyway, I love shit like this. War of the Worlds ftw.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 24, 2010 14:35:59 GMT
We could start the secret oatie resistance movement ;D. Seriously, I would love to be involved in some sort of paramilitary organisation. Even if this alien threat turns out to be a load of bollocks, I think we should start one anyway.
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Post by risa on Sept 24, 2010 15:59:09 GMT
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Sept 24, 2010 16:08:24 GMT
Why is it that whenever aliens are mentioned everyone fears the worse and thinks we're all going to die? How do you know they don't want to be friends with us? Has nobody seen Star Wars...some of the aliens are quite friendly.
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Post by myleftboot on Sept 24, 2010 16:51:44 GMT
That Chubacka supports the vale I reckon ;D.
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Post by wigginbird on Sept 24, 2010 17:21:51 GMT
space shuttle only goes 15,000mph The spaceshuttle is realtively slow in terms of space-craft, it never did anything but go into space and orbit the earth. didn't look very hard then, as it was the Helios probes from the 1970s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helios_probesThe probes are notable for having set a maximum speed record among spacecraft at 252,792 km/h (157,078 mph)
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Post by boothy on Sept 24, 2010 17:27:18 GMT
Now that is bollocks. It dunner even fookin exist. ;D
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