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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 14, 2010 10:06:00 GMT
Here in Derry. When someone is going for a nap. Im off upstairs to throw myself down. I was sitting in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ;D
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Post by ihaveadream on Sept 14, 2010 12:38:31 GMT
You'll catch your death of cold. I told you till I was blue in the face. It's raining cats and dogs
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Post by armitagestokie on Sept 15, 2010 6:52:54 GMT
I'll do it now in a minute.
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Post by dbpotters on Sept 15, 2010 18:31:40 GMT
like ive been saying for the last 10 minutes ill be ready in 5 bloody minutes
never ask the wife how much longer she will be
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on Sept 15, 2010 19:22:37 GMT
not so much a saying, but when people do this...
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Post by Ddraigcoch on Sept 15, 2010 20:35:34 GMT
Its a different kettle of fish.
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Post by scfc2010 on Sept 15, 2010 20:48:05 GMT
im chilling
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Sept 15, 2010 20:59:40 GMT
Pot, kettle.
Touch wood.
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Post by st2potter on Sept 15, 2010 22:49:44 GMT
"Where did you lose them" when you can't find your keys
"I'm on the piss"
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Post by cokecystfit on Sept 15, 2010 23:41:43 GMT
lady arrowroot of biscuit hall
you want to know the bottom of meg's arse and half way up it
both courtesy of my grandmother who was mental
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 16, 2010 0:28:54 GMT
In the kingdom of the blind, the deaf can't hear the snooker.
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 16, 2010 1:06:23 GMT
I've told you a million times.... don't exaggerate.
A stuffed pig makes an attractive lampshade.
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Post by Rocket88 on Sept 16, 2010 4:37:07 GMT
Any prayers to any 'god', that's as daft as it gets.
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on Sept 16, 2010 8:59:39 GMT
pay a penny (it took me and my sister a good 7 years to realise what my grandma was on about. i just thought she was a robbing bitch. she was from liverpool though )
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Post by spanglepants on Sept 16, 2010 14:34:02 GMT
Shit myself have you?
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Post by stokeylad on Sept 16, 2010 15:29:49 GMT
it's always in the last place you look
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Post by Matthews dad on Sept 16, 2010 20:55:42 GMT
Cheap at half the price.
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Post by stokiekey on Sept 16, 2010 21:14:08 GMT
"They're always in the last place you look aren't they"
Well yes, I wouldn't look, find them, then keep fucking looking!
- Lee Evans
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Post by trend....... on Sept 17, 2010 0:30:30 GMT
'that the dogs bollocks!'
whats so good about dogs bollocks???
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Post by st2potter on Sept 17, 2010 0:52:06 GMT
"Donkey's years"
"that's mint"
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Post by spanglepants on Sept 17, 2010 8:33:39 GMT
same difference
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Post by dbpotters on Sept 17, 2010 16:21:16 GMT
waiting at dimensions surrounded by football pitch's
shorts n t-shirt, football shoes, ball in hand n some bright spark asks
'what you doing here'??????????????????????????????????????????//
did it look like i was baking a fookin cake or summat
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Post by You want salad on kebab boss? on Sept 17, 2010 17:32:20 GMT
Safe
yeah chinny chin
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