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Post by salopstick on May 28, 2010 21:13:01 GMT
the good ship mumf has thrown his teddies out the pram. deleted his account and his sole thread of refuge. mumfies gone !!dont be too downhearted, i hear the real reason is he is doing overtime raising £800, something about needing a "bouncer", i know this means your sole reason for living has gone but be strong, we have too  dont you worry he will be back, once the voices in his head gowe can have a new game, will mumf be back before "sidEbay" goes so long, fair well sal shit bin please ;D |
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Post by Sfance on May 29, 2010 3:39:47 GMT
Salop - I'm not sure I can survive another 24 Mumfless hours. He's so fucking selfish. Or maybe Ilda finally did him in?
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 29, 2010 14:38:12 GMT
Where the bloody hell is the big thread gone from here? And why has it gone?  |
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Post by elystokie on May 30, 2010 1:31:19 GMT
Where the bloody hell is the big thread gone from here? And why has it gone? +1 Very disappointed  |
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Post by mumf on Jun 7, 2010 21:32:13 GMT
Salop - I'm not sure I can survive another 24 Mumfless hours. He's so fucking selfish. Or maybe Ilda finally did him in? Normal service has been resumed. No animals were harmed in any way. www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11969507 |
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Post by salopstick on Jun 7, 2010 23:53:28 GMT
Salop - I'm not sure I can survive another 24 Mumfless hours. He's so fucking selfish. Or maybe Ilda finally did him in? Normal service has been resumed. No animals were harmed in any way. sfance be aware its the new pinker, more tolerant mumf |
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Post by mumf on Jun 7, 2010 23:59:11 GMT
Salopstick... OOOOH You are awful.. But I like you.   |
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Post by Sfance on Jun 8, 2010 0:21:48 GMT
"Welcome back, Mumfles", is what I would say if you fucking put our thread back.
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Post by mumf on Jun 8, 2010 12:26:50 GMT
sFART....I can't ...It was done as part of a conspiracy....Pure evil.
I know how much it means to you...just try and hang in there.
love mumf
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 8, 2010 17:56:44 GMT
Salopstick... OOOOH You are awful.. But I like you. mumf, I swear I saw you 'fishing' at Westport Lake earlier... ;D  |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 8, 2010 23:59:59 GMT
;D
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Post by mumf on Jun 9, 2010 8:58:14 GMT
Some people are beginning to get right on my piggin nerves.... I'm on the verge of wrappin in....AGAIN.! STOP ME someone...Stop me. mumf. |
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Post by Guest on Jun 9, 2010 19:05:43 GMT
Some people are beginning to get right on my piggin nerves.... I'm on the verge of wrappin in....AGAIN.! STOP ME someone...Stop me. mumf. Just count to ten, whilst holding down the computers power button, and they all go away |
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Post by Sfance on Jun 9, 2010 21:56:52 GMT
Pondman - don't give me some mumbo-jumbo about the disappearance of our thread being something to do with a conspiracy. I put a lot of work into that thread, it could've become a book and made me famous, and you might even have gotten a mention, too. So what the fuck happened to it?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 10, 2010 1:24:15 GMT
Oh look, the worst poster on the board is back.
I knew his departure was too good to be true.
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Post by mumf on Jun 10, 2010 22:30:46 GMT
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Post by Sfance on Jun 13, 2010 14:25:19 GMT
Well, my dear Pondman, it looks like we're going to have to start all over again. Which is a fucking pain. Perhaps one day you will explain to me what you did that led to the demise of our thread. I'm thinking maybe you organized a home invasion of one of the stalwart members of the Admin. I can see why they might be a bit chagrined if that were the case.
Anyway, I gotta tell you, after yesterday's performance in SA, it's not easy being a Brit in the US today. I had to tell one of my good friends to fuck off.
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Post by mumf on Jun 13, 2010 20:09:07 GMT
Well done sFART...I like your spirit. I would have told your best friend to fuck off too, but seeing as I am your only friend , then I don't think I'll bother. Anyroad, I am not at liberty to discuss such delicate matters suffice to say that it was removed by a higher force.I did my best you understand , but they were dominant and crushing in mood. All that now remains is for you to gather all your strength and tablets and start a new era in Potteries folklore.  I don't want anything obcene ,defamatory or detrimental to the messiah or myself , but the floor is yours.  Why not ask a big fat desperate Jewess to help you....OOOOOeerrrrrrrrrrr. mumf |
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 14, 2010 0:25:06 GMT
mumf, I'm asking because I genuinely don't know: DID Admin delete the old thread and if that's a yes, what was the reason?
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Post by mumf on Jun 15, 2010 23:19:13 GMT
Yes, Admin deleted it, and I was never told why.
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Post by Sfance on Jun 16, 2010 2:11:34 GMT
I think I know why, Pondman. It's because you're a bad lad, that's why. I've said it from the beginning, but what is so disappointing is that I thought I was beginning to have a positive influence. All that work, pissed away, because you got out of line . . . . . again. I have to ask myself, is it worth it? And do we detect any tinge of regret, any soupcon of embarrassment, any twinge of conscience? No, all we detect is you returning to this crazed fantasy you have of fat jewesses. Did we have a little problem with such a person in our murky past, then?
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Post by mumf on Jun 16, 2010 8:27:09 GMT
How dare you incinerate that I'm a bad lad when you've been Hudsongods number 1 fan...!
That kind of behaviour in the Potteries is completely frowned upon. It is punishable with a Vale season ticket.
Anyroad, I do have a confession to make .....I do have a problem with Jewesses, especially big ones. You see they are very rich.....and THIS THING I MARRIED ..is not.I went to see
a shrink once and he recommended a divorce , but I daren't ask...she'd crush me.!
I'm expecting a reprimand anyime soon from the top table over my continuing support for your hopeless cause...
Hang in there son...
mumf.
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Post by Sfance on Jun 16, 2010 21:42:09 GMT
I don't think you can survive any more reprimands. There comes a time in everybody's life when they have to consider what they're doing wrong. You have reached that time, well, actually you're way past it. Remember those sandwich boards guys with their "Repent Ye Now" messages? I'm sending one over to your house. Can't think what else to do.
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Post by mumf on Jun 16, 2010 22:04:13 GMT
sFART...''Can't think..'' is very apt I feel in your case.
Now then...Ast yowsed thee noddle an' thowt of a new title for this neow thread...?
Warr abite... Oi mumf...I came ..I saw ..I lost..?
P.S....I have personally asked Admin to send you a personal message ....so piggin read it and stop moaning lark a mardarse.
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Post by salopstick on Jun 17, 2010 22:23:54 GMT
Normal service has been resumed. No animals were harmed in any way. sfance be aware its the new pinker, more tolerant mumf i was wrong same old idiot |
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Post by mumf on Jun 17, 2010 22:30:57 GMT
sfance be aware its the new pinker, more tolerant mumf i was wrong same old idiot Sfart....British Army...Ssssh. Doing a grand job . I just wish I could be out there with them......  |
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Post by mumf on Jun 25, 2010 0:56:52 GMT
sFART....If your're still alive...just piggin croak will yer..? ??? FFS...HAVE YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING YET , YOU DOZY BUGGER.?  My fuckin patience with you is at it's limit. mumf. |
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Post by Sfance on Jun 29, 2010 2:12:27 GMT
Sorry Mumfles . . . I've been a bit busy. That and being pretty pissed off at the removal of our thread. If Admin wants to remove something that as best I could tell a number of people were enjoying for no particular reason (the removing and the enjoying) they can go fuck themselves. I have better things to do. However, I look forward to the renewal of our competition in August, when defeat, as usual will be staring you in the face. Regards to Ilda and Ilda jr.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Jun 29, 2010 8:04:34 GMT
One of the (very few) things that made life worth living, apart mumfy from the old Jag of course, used to be my daily voyeuristic intrusion into the love/hate relationship of two waring fishwife's either side of the pond. To bear witness to the banal banter of two simple minded Stokies at opposite ends of the supporting spectrum was at least a little something to look forward to. Now even that small, but worthy, pleasure is being denied me and I want to know why. I'm not happy  and I demand answers! |
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Post by salopstick on Jul 6, 2010 22:07:51 GMT
mumf sfance are you still alive
entertain me ffs
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