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Post by sheikh al dubai bin stokie on Mar 12, 2008 14:04:11 GMT
hoof the ball.. come on... it would be classic telly..
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 12, 2008 14:14:37 GMT
It would be absolutely punjab if you said you'd been training with the first team, then scudded the balls as far as you could.
Go on boys, your destiny awaits!!!
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Post by Coll40 on Mar 12, 2008 14:27:38 GMT
Last time Stokies were on, they sung loads of songs, but not one Delilah. Helen commented on not hearing it - she was expecting it all through the program. Other fans think thats all we sing.
And to say 'We've been training with the first team', then blast the balls as hard and high as you can would be brilliant ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 14:27:48 GMT
Definitely go for the ball hoofing idea that would be wigwam jamtastic.
You would go down as legends!!! ;D
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Post by HMS Potter on Mar 12, 2008 14:55:14 GMT
Vestanpance 'then scudded the balls as far as you could' made me laugh out loud, quality mate have some karma!!!
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Mar 12, 2008 15:04:04 GMT
Someone dress up as ricki, ear ring, posture, face paint etc, and if that Goldstein comes near you , just fucking strangle him, and ram his head down a toilet like Rick did to that Sol Davis against Luton last year.
GOOOARNNNN!
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Post by aylesburypotter on Mar 12, 2008 15:29:18 GMT
The idea about hoofing the balls over is first class. That has to be done. On another note to whoever is going on the show. Maybe it would be a good idea to contact the club and see whether they will donate any shirts for you?
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Mar 12, 2008 15:55:25 GMT
When that twat Golstein is trying to be funny just sit there stone faced, stone faced geddit? I realise that this will not be too difficult to achieve!
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Post by stone6 on Mar 12, 2008 16:01:21 GMT
I've got to admit Stoke City have been absolutely first class, since i had the confirmation i spoke to the head of PR who was brilliant, after he'd spoken to his contact at sky (Rocket!) he rang me and invited me up to the club where he presented me with 8 full home kits, unfortunately he wasn't able to authorise free tickets for the Watford game but did get one of the lads on the guest list as he was still waiting for his ID card to come through. We will sing Delilah on more than one occasion i'm sure, and defo get some digs @ West Brazil. It's a great idea about hoofing the balls over but i tink everyone is desperate to try and notch. Keep the ideas coming as i'll print them all off and we can discuss how we can get them in as we're on the traindown on Friday getting pissed ;D
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Mar 12, 2008 16:16:35 GMT
Make sure you stick with it though and hoof EVERY single ball long and high!
Would be superb TV.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Mar 12, 2008 16:19:31 GMT
With every kick shout 'SIDIBE' on the top of your voice.
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Post by KevinWhimper on Mar 12, 2008 16:30:53 GMT
livid im going to watford and missing this
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Post by 10 Pint Potter on Mar 12, 2008 16:38:45 GMT
Please hoof every single ball, and shout "hoof" after it, would be greatest soccer am moment ever!
you could sing "city, City, tell the boys in red and white everything will be alright" etc
we are potters, super potters, we are potters, from the Brit
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Post by KevinWhimper on Mar 12, 2008 16:39:48 GMT
i think you should sing EIEIEIO... and emphasis the Tony is our king
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Post by scfc1972 on Mar 12, 2008 16:44:26 GMT
This is the best thread in ages, nice one Smeegs.
If Ilford Dave and Wheel get a mention that will be amazing ;D
Also try and build up Mamma like he one of the best strikers in the world, but just don't mention his scoring record!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 16:50:38 GMT
* Tell them that Perricard looked most dangerous for us when he was locked up.
* Get one of the lads kitted out in a Stoke tracky and a Tone cap as a homage to our king.
* Ask Helen when Lovejoy is back from his holiday cus the new guy is useless.
* Ask Ellison if the collar matches the cuffs.
* Ask Helen if she takes it up the shitter
* Slate Pardew at every given opportunity (say “The pitch’s better hurry up and flatten out cus the mighty Charlton are fucking it up big time”)
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Post by potter84 on Mar 12, 2008 16:52:45 GMT
* Tell them that Perricard looked most dangerous for us when he was locked up. * Get one of the lads kitted out in a Stoke tracky and a Tone cap as a homage to our king. * Ask Helen when Lovejoy is back from his holiday cus the new guy is useless. * Ask Ellison if the collar matches the cuffs. * Ask Helen if she takes it up the shitter * Slate Pardew at every given opportunity (say “The pitch’s better hurry up and flatten out cus the mighty Charlton are fucking it up big time”) ;D like it, especially the Pericard & Jen Ellison bits ;D
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Post by tom1potter on Mar 12, 2008 16:57:22 GMT
Ahhh come on dont try and score hoooof it will be so funny!! ;D ;D
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Post by eriksson74 on Mar 12, 2008 17:13:10 GMT
Can't one of you throw it and the others take it in turns to stand by the hole and try and flick it in??
Thus you get the benfit of scoring as well as taking the piss !!
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Post by salopstick on Mar 12, 2008 17:36:36 GMT
great thread,
remember you got a fiver for a card that says lovejoys a legend.
get a card that says ilford daves a legend
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Mar 12, 2008 18:48:59 GMT
Instead of hoofing,all atempt what Serg from Kasabian did a few years back
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Post by staying up for...spunktrumpet on Mar 12, 2008 18:56:41 GMT
Pat helens cunt and gang rape the soccerette ;D
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Post by s7oke on Mar 12, 2008 19:27:31 GMT
just do it
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Post by s7oke on Mar 12, 2008 19:28:14 GMT
well would you?
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Post by Funky on Mar 12, 2008 19:45:53 GMT
When asked to say the comment about lifts, refuse and just say they are shit and you don't want to see the ***** in the lifts pictures.
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Post by wammy on Mar 12, 2008 19:54:34 GMT
stoke fans on this Saturday?
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 12, 2008 20:05:42 GMT
anywhere i can watch this on sunday in bloody watford
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Post by ryd1967 on Mar 12, 2008 20:09:03 GMT
A plea to Rob The Ref From Hell Styles to be fair to both teams and not against the team he hates.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Mar 12, 2008 23:07:05 GMT
Whenever anybody asks you a question always refer to them as 'Nige'.
The hoofing it on the Hollywood game is a MUST - great idea.
During the ad break before the soccerette is on, put your shoes on the opposite feet then whoever gets chosen to do the catwalk will look a total spoon and it'll make me laugh. (Try not to make it look too obvious when you're swapping your shoes though).
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Post by chrispk76 on Mar 12, 2008 23:56:43 GMT
easily the best thread since switching to this board. some quality ideas but the hoofing is a classic. stuff knocking it in the hole,you'll go down in history with your mates for hoofing it.
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