Brown or Wenger: If one was on fire...

[mcscooby]

...who would you piss on? ;D

[FullerMagic]

Definitely Tango.

Wenger is a totally different level of arsehole.

[dozintheseventees]

I wouldn't piss on Wenger if he was on fire. However, I WOULD piss on him if he weren't.

Brown? Couldn't aim straight. I'd be too busy laughing.

[scfc75]

I wouldn't piss on either, but using one to put the other out would be an option in the hope that they both burnt.

[CillaBlacksPissFlaps]

Brown for sure, wouldn't spit on Wenger never mind waste a goop piss on the french fuckwit. Plus i'd turn Tango from Orange to yellow and he wouldn't like that.

[ChepstowStokie]

Brown at least makes me laugh. Wenger fills me with rage

[y_oh_y_delilah]

Can I piss on Tango and sh1t on Wenger?

[choppyc]

Phil Brown was a total media whore and pain in the arse this time last year ,but this year I was warming to the guy and up till his sacking I hoped Hull would stay up.....

Don't get me wrong I didn't actually like him as such but he had become a sort of "drunk father of the bride at a wedding"....

He was an embarrassment , but he was some-one else's embarrassment so we could sit back and enjoy the car crash entertainment that the fellow provided ,and lets be honest all he really did wrong was get a bit over excited at being in the limelight ,and if I'm even more honest if he had run over a black cat and smashed a lorry load of mirrors his luck with refereeing decisions and injuries could not have been worse.

He always had a fair word for Stoke and our way of doing things and I'd rather have seen Hull survive than Wolves or West Sham.

But as for the anti-Christ that is Wenger the only fluid I would put on a burning Wenger would be paraffin.My dislike for him means that if Stoke strolled around at Old Trafford to allow Manure to finish above Arsenal and stop them winning the title ,I could happily live with it.

I suppose the press conference fart was the final straw ;D even if it still makes me laugh

[dozintheseventees]

Looking at the question again it says "If ONE was on fire".


So I reckon I'd piss on the one that wasn't on fire and let the other bastard burn.

[Irish Stokie]

Tango, no doubt about it as although hes a bit of a knob i just cannot explain how much i dispise Wenger

[will888]

Would probably try and put both out with a golf shoe !!!

[Beardy200]

Mar 15, 2010 11:40:57 GMT dozintheseventees said:

Looking at the question again it says "If ONE was on fire".

So I reckon I'd piss on the one that wasn't on fire and let the other bastard burn.

;D

[dozintheseventees]

"If one was on fire".......................



One wouldn't be able to get one's cock out and would therefore be incapable of pissing on either. Besides, one would be too busy pissing one's self in order to extinguish the fire.





Sorry, getting silly now!

[rorymscfc]

Tango is a twat for sure but his singing on the pitch antics and his avant garde dress sense on "Goals On Sunday" were moments of high (if somewhat gut-wrenching) entertainment.

Wenger is just a cunt of the highest order.

RoryM

[fromafar07]

personally, got no problem at all with Phil Brown. Wenger is a dick !

[hew]

Tango for sure.....wenger can burn and hopefully the emirates can go up in flames as well once it spreads

[Danstoke82]

Wenger is the biggest asswipe in the game today. If he was on fire, I carry on coating him in the petrol I started it with and watch him writhe in agony, thats my hatred for him. I'd then trick Fabregas and Sol Campbell into coming and rescuing their sugar daddy, only to chuck the petrol over them too and flick them a match to hold onto. Oh dear, sounds a bit twisted.

As for Tango, I'd get him to sing me a song firstly, firestarter maybe, then once I was satisfied with his rendition, I'd put him out of his misery.

[mozzer68]

Would have to be Brown.
If that french wanker was burning i'd get more petrol.

[antwilkes123]

If Wenger was on fire I would say "I didn't see it!"

[tenerifedave]

Mar 15, 2010 16:35:22 GMT antwilkes123 said:

If Wenger was on fire I would say "I didn't see it!"

good coz I would have been the one with the matches ;D

[oularesarse]

Shay Given?

[fentonstokie1]

Wenger soaked in petrol & a match in your hand, now there's a thought to cheer you up. I personally like Brown as he's made me laugh a lot more often than the missus.

[LDE76]

Are people who piss paraffin disqualified from this?

[Jamo on the wing]

What's that you say? Wenger's going out?

Well put some more fecking petrol on him then!

[FrostySCFC]

Definitely Tango. Arsene is the highest order of wanker.

[coxeymcqueen]

I'd piss...


























Meself laughing!

[Staffsoatcake]

If I could piss Petrol, Wenger.

[BuzzB]

Mar 15, 2010 16:35:22 GMT antwilkes123 said:

If Wenger was on fire I would say "I didn't see it!"

thats excellent ;D ;D ;D

[Mozzaa]

Hold it in until I saw a better place...a tree or a wall

[tampon]

I'm really going to miss Phil Brown, his antics last season gave an amazing gloss to our first season in the Premiership that I will never forget... the amazing run they had at the beginning of the season and the media jizz fest that Brown was in the game for, then the bollocking on the pitch at Eastlands and the momumental fall from grace. I loved hating Hull and seeing their demise all because he was such a twat (his karaoke on the pitch after staying up even though his team were absolutely dog shit for the whole 2nd half of the season and lost to ManU's reserves... priceless). Hull are just another boring team now, we've lost a genuine character in Phil Brown and just like Tony 'short passes are more important than winning games' Mowbray's West Brom, I really really enjoyed watching them lose.

Wenger on the other hand I blame for our one-sided referees, ever since we beat them last season and he moaned that we practically cheated by wanting to win it more than them we haven't had a fair referee. I'd literally stab him in his neck if he was on fire, never mind piss on him.