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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 13:50:23 GMT
Got back to late and was far to tired to post... I drove yesterday, fcuk me its a trek n a half !! Nevermind, we had an absolute brilliant day, ended up being a full car + Bonita in the boot. Every piss stop / Service station stop, we got Bonita out... Can't remember which services it was, the last one before the 'A34' that lead down to Portsmouth I think ?! As the others went in for a leak, Me & a freinds Mrs were stood talking with Bonita next to us, (with alot of passers by looking confused) then a few car blocks away, we just heard a big Roar, then 'BONIIIITTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!' from a group of 6 or 7 Stokies ;D They came over and kept touching her and having photos, we ended up having to pull her away...obviously some of these lads have never touched a woman before  Eventually got on our way to Portsmouth, when we got in the ground, the atmosphere in the away end was tremendous, so we felt it was only right to get Bonita out (RIGHT infront of about 5 coppers, but everyone in that part helped out to hide us so we could blow the little beauty up. Thank you to thoses at the very bottom right hand corner of the away end for that!... One of the Coppers was being a right chopper, writing all the swear words we were saying down!? ??? ??? ) Soon as we blew her up, there was another big roar and many laughing... we showed her off for a few seconds, a steward looked on in amazement, then realised Bonitas new t-shirt was piss taking Pompey (We're not Skint ha - ha - ha !!) so then he decided to make his move to come and get her, so we sent her on her way ;D ;D ... needless to say the Steward must of just thought Fcuk it, I'll never get her! I think she must of had a good 15 minutes flying around, then according to eye witnesses, some Fat git tried to do something to her arsehole, and duely put a massive hole in her, and killed the famous Bonita  (It's okay though, we'll get another one in time for Chelsea away) On another note...as we made our way out, we met Mama's family, think it was 2 of his brothers and a cousin ! Spoke good English to...  There will be a video and a few pictures of her Facebook page soon. Oh...and Hello to StaffordStokie ? ? You shouted VOLVIC!! and pointed at me at half time ;D, nice to meet you fella! |
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Post by DelapsWankingArm on Feb 21, 2010 13:54:20 GMT
I got another hold of her yesterday, im in love ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 21, 2010 13:57:49 GMT
Bonita's dead? What a terrible way to go.  |
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 13:59:42 GMT
Don't tell anyone Boother...she's got life insurance, so no matter how many times we lose her or she gets killed... she'll be back ;D
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Post by The Red and White Baron on Feb 21, 2010 14:01:47 GMT
Ah shit I was only a few seats down from you when you released her into crowd! What did her t shirt say? I couldn't quite make it out.
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Post by Ddraigcoch on Feb 21, 2010 14:06:10 GMT
Good work Volvic.......she here... she's there... she's every ******* where BONITAAAAAAA.
Just as well she perished at the hands of that fat STOKIE .....sounds like she would have been ruined anyway.
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:07:26 GMT
It was indeed me mate. It was good to se you still in the ground.  Will she have a team bridge shirt for Chelsea? ;D |
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Post by Baggs on Feb 21, 2010 14:08:16 GMT
It was brill to see her mate. We were 4 rows back from you, and you were waving her shirt out of the car window at us just after that roundabout by the KFC.
Amazing day, amazing game
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 21, 2010 14:10:07 GMT
She's dead????
What a let down.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:10:09 GMT
;D ;D - Eh ! No need for that!! I wasn't pissed up this time, didn't have a drop of beer yesterday, I was J20'in and Red bullin'in it with driving!
Yeah, her next appearance will be Chelsea away, either in the cup of League, hopefully both ;D
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:11:59 GMT
Baggs.. LOL - The lads in the back of my car were just giving jip to anyone and everyone, then we saw you 4 I think it was? Assumed you were Pompey fans, then just heard ' GOARN STOKE!... so you lot wern't our victims ;D
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Post by londonjamie on Feb 21, 2010 14:20:15 GMT
Bonita RIP |
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Post by Baggs on Feb 21, 2010 14:20:19 GMT
haha yes mate 4 of us, I think the Pompey fans we passed back to the station must have been too gutted to argue, we were singing and going mental all the way back (via Maccy D's). We were still buzzing when we got back to London 3 hours later, but then just died - must have burned about a thousand calories during the game (but prob consumed 5,000 on the day)!
An amazing day out.
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Post by ti on Feb 21, 2010 14:21:29 GMT
Volvic, are you concerned that who ever you are buying Bonitas from is going to think you're some kind of maniac if they keep getting exploded? ;D
Viva Bonita!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:35:37 GMT
;D
They lowered Bonitas price as she's getting so much coverage etc, they are aware she's a fully fledged part of our contingent now so wont think i'm a blow up sex doll maniac ;D
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 21, 2010 14:40:01 GMT
I'm going to have to get myself a tee shirt now with the slogan "I groped bonita!"
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Post by wigginbird on Feb 21, 2010 14:47:39 GMT
will it be like an epsiode of south park, and Kenny ? ps are you sing a halfords puncture repaire kit ? |
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:49:33 GMT
will it be like an epsiode of south park, and Kenny ? ps are you sing a halfords puncture repaire kit ? Nahhhh. Use a can of tyre weld. ;D |
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Post by gloucestershire stokie on Feb 21, 2010 14:55:39 GMT
Volvic, She was close to her death throws when me and my lad got in, was sad to see her looking so deflated! was it Mrs volvic who put the t - shirt on and you in the grey duffle cus we stood about 4 rows behind you if so. Look forward to the new Bonita
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 15:03:53 GMT
Yeah I was in the grey coat, Not sure who put the t-shirt on, I got her out, my mate blew her up, about 6 of us from our row and row behind gatherd around so stewards and the 505 wouldn't see her, then I noticed she had somehow got her tits out ;D - so somebody quickly put her t-shirt back on.
As you look at the stand we were in the very bottom left hand corner, dont remember any females around us? ?? You sure you were behind us?!
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Feb 21, 2010 15:07:59 GMT
Volvic  You were right infront of me when blowing up Bonita! I heard you shouting to a guy a few rows back, "Hey.. *snigger* We've got Bonita!" And my eyes lit up with joy. Where did you go at half time? You disappeared. - I was the young lad in the grey hat and scarf behind you kinda. Was wearing my black stoke top aswell. RIP Bonita x |
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Post by rambo61 on Feb 21, 2010 15:09:44 GMT
Volvic, have you told the makers she needs re-enforcing around her arsehole area?? Could be a rate let down on a saturday night for some poor fucker!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 15:10:28 GMT
Police were being bell ends mate, so we had to move, they told me that they were watching the two lads next to me ( who were leatherd ) so we had to move before we got chucked out. Bonita isn't dead either, just a cut |
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Feb 21, 2010 15:13:39 GMT
Ahh good lad. Wouldn't that of made it 3 on the bounce you were lovingly escorted from? |
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Post by VolvicStokie on Feb 21, 2010 15:29:54 GMT
Indeed, but It wasn't me who they were watching, Although the Copper did see me pull Bonita from underneath my coat, then hand it to a mate who wanted to blow her up, he didnt seem to mind that, just didnt like any bad language I dont think!
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 21, 2010 15:46:15 GMT
So who's the fat, murdering cunt that killed her?  |
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Post by chell_rosey on Feb 21, 2010 15:54:13 GMT
will it be like an epsiode of south park, and Kenny ? ps are you sing a halfords puncture repaire kit ? Nahhhh. Use a can of tyre weld. ;D Ahhh, big girl, eh?  |
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Post by Adster on Feb 21, 2010 18:44:19 GMT
TTT.
has anyone got any more pictures of vids of Bonita's day out in Portsmouth.
;D
well done mr volvic sir, your a STAR!! ;D
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Post by french toast on Feb 21, 2010 18:47:50 GMT
purely out of interst only, i will not be purchasing one how much do Bonitas cost ;D |
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Post by Adster on Feb 21, 2010 19:10:09 GMT
purely out of interst only, i will not be purchasing one how much do Bonitas cost ;D how did i know you would come asking how much she was hey stokie they are about £11.95 now i think!! plus 3.50 postage and packaging ;D bargain, she was £18. or you can have her half sister Alicia too, thier mum put it about a bit you see ;D |
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You were right infront of me when blowing up Bonita! I heard you shouting to a guy a few rows back, "Hey.. *snigger* We've got Bonita!" And my eyes lit up with joy. 
