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Post by amancalledhorse on Jan 21, 2010 18:22:44 GMT
My mate once dictated a text for me to send when we were leathered and I laughed so hard I nearly done a puke. We sent it to a lad from our universityt halls and it went:
"I can't wait to taste your sweet smelling smegma one more time on the swings. I don't care if some spastic has smeared them with dogshit, we'll meet there still"
Anyone for that?
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jan 21, 2010 22:35:25 GMT
This is fucking comedy gold ;D add an 8.  |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 22:36:54 GMT
07854348745
a random number, not tryed it though
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 22:47:40 GMT
It works 1000! ;D |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 22:52:08 GMT
what should we tye then??? ;D
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 22:52:57 GMT
type
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 22:55:28 GMT
Fancy a fisting? |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 22:57:21 GMT
ok, we should do it at 11.00
are you going to answer if they ring back?? im not
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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 21, 2010 22:59:29 GMT
what happens if its a 13 year old
(im in by the way ;d)
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:00:25 GMT
it wont be, the chances are them being between the ages of 20-50 to me
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:00:57 GMT
We're going to be fucked by this aren't we? ;D We should wait until tomorrow. We have a number in place. All we need to do is agree a time and what's going in it |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:01:09 GMT
sent
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:02:04 GMT
We're going to be fucked by this aren't we? ;D We should wait until tomorrow. We have a number in place. All we need to do is agree a time and what's going in it you have to send one now youth, dont leave me on me sen ;D ;D you twat |
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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 21, 2010 23:04:01 GMT
i sent 1000 ;D  |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:04:32 GMT
We're going to be fucked by this aren't we? ;D We should wait until tomorrow. We have a number in place. All we need to do is agree a time and what's going in it you have to send one now youth, dont leave me on me sen ;D ;D you twat I'll wait |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:06:55 GMT
cheers matt ;D , srf you fucking pussy  dont want to be fighting with you behind me, stab me in the back you mutha fucker |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:11:02 GMT
I'll wait until we have something better.. is what I mean |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:13:51 GMT
no, your a pussy, you stopped the deal after the deadline, cowardly, do you think bauer would do that??? nooooooo!!!!
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:15:11 GMT
;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:15:31 GMT
Speaking of Bauer.. Seen the first few episodes yet? Seen the first four now |
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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 21, 2010 23:15:31 GMT
hes been a pussy for as long as i known him ;D
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:17:50 GMT
Speaking of Bauer.. Seen the first few episodes yet? Seen the first four now nope waiting till sunday, my first ever bauer in hd ;D cant wait, very excited, stoke win and bauer ;D |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:18:50 GMT
I've sent it now you pair of pushy fuckers ;D |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 21, 2010 23:19:13 GMT
Speaking of Bauer.. Seen the first few episodes yet? Seen the first four now nope waiting till sunday, my first ever bauer in hd ;D cant wait, very excited, stoke win and bauer ;D It's awesome |
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Post by french toast on Jan 21, 2010 23:20:54 GMT
probably wont watch it sunday though as i imagine ill be fucked
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dont want to be fighting with you behind me, stab me in the back you mutha fucker
