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Post by hoekofneverland on Nov 22, 2009 9:47:31 GMT
In answer to the original quandry, the vast make up of the board are either pre-pubescant, perverted, seroiusly perverted, decrepid or criminaly restrained from any form of sexual activity... Considering i pack a FULL 3 inches and have been known to stay for upto 90 seconds I rekon I'm in for a shout with the title ;D Trust you to go raising the bar. ;D In all seriousness i think WhyDelilah would probably be the best lover as let's be honest it takes one to know one. You figure out the rest. Either that or you've taken his full girth ;D
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Post by ben88 on Nov 22, 2009 10:16:19 GMT
im like fuller, i will only try when i can be arsed, im quick, and i like to slap my partners around abit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2009 10:25:52 GMT
If you mean good in the way that it's good because it's over in a flash, so you can get back to your ironing, then I'm fantastic.
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Post by truckerged on Nov 22, 2009 10:32:58 GMT
where are holding the auditions sal?
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Post by Bick on Nov 22, 2009 10:57:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2009 11:18:04 GMT
I remember my first time.
It was horrible. Only 13 years old, really nervous, didn't know what to do, shaking with apprehension....on the verge of tears in fact.
still, she soon calmed down when I rammed it up her shitter.
WD
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Post by scfctilidie on Nov 22, 2009 11:20:07 GMT
Karma WD ;D
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 22, 2009 11:21:50 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by hoekofneverland on Nov 22, 2009 11:24:11 GMT
I remember my first time. It was my 35tg birthday and beb was looking rather dashing at the time he said we'd go back to his grams. Little did I know what was to come..... Him all up my back!
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Post by b34ts on Nov 22, 2009 12:38:30 GMT
My first time was when i was 7months.My mum had changed my nappy, and went to fetch the wipes, when the dog come in and took full advantage.
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Post by french toast on Nov 22, 2009 13:06:24 GMT
that is sick beb, but it explains alot ;D
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Post by b34ts on Nov 22, 2009 13:17:16 GMT
I think thats where i get my canine fetish from.
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Post by french toast on Nov 22, 2009 13:28:26 GMT
every women puts jam on there fanny and lets there dog lick it off............FACT !!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 22, 2009 14:09:58 GMT
every women puts jam on there fanny and lets there dog lick it off............FACT !!!!!!!! ;D God yes, that's so well known I love this thread, funniest post for post in a while ;D ;D But, it's just interesting that almost all the male posters are automatically thinking it's about how good they are, not a female (or male ) poster they fancy.... just interesting how the male psyche works...
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Post by iilforddave on Nov 22, 2009 14:17:24 GMT
But, it's just interesting that almost all the male posters are automatically thinking it's about how good they are, not a female (or male ) poster they fancy.... just interesting how the male psyche works... the only ones we can comment on, are those we have seen on the "lets see you thread" and I think most male posters responses are well documented.
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Post by jerseybean on Nov 22, 2009 14:21:43 GMT
every women puts jam on there fanny and lets there dog lick it off............FACT !!!!!!!! ;D God yes, that's so well known I love this thread, funniest post for post in a while ;D ;D But, it's just interesting that almost all the male posters are automatically thinking it's about how good they are, not a female (or male ) poster they fancy.... just interesting how the male psyche works... Definately! but how good they THINK they are would be more apt eh ;D
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 22, 2009 14:23:41 GMT
Most of us have said we're shit. Usual selective, sexist reading from the chicks. ;D
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Post by french toast on Nov 22, 2009 14:25:32 GMT
Most of us have said we're shit. Usual selective, sexist reading from the chicks. ;D got that wrong beardy, you forgot shrimp is rubbing off on her ;D
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Post by jerseybean on Nov 22, 2009 14:57:57 GMT
Most of us have said we're shit. Usual selective, sexist reading from the chicks. ;D got that wrong beardy, you forgot shrimp is rubbing off on her ;D Pardon! ;D think u need to rephrase that
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Post by french toast on Nov 22, 2009 14:59:28 GMT
got that wrong beardy, you forgot shrimp is rubbing off on her ;D Pardon! ;D think you need to rephrase that nope ill leave it as that, its whats known in the land of comedy as a double entendre ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 22, 2009 20:08:30 GMT
Most of us have said we're shit. Usual selective, sexist reading from the chicks. ;D You didn't wait for me to answer my own question... my top 3 could all laugh me into bed (and keep me laughing once we got there, but in a good way). So, no disrespect to anyone else but Sal's top bedroom picks in no particular order are: Vestan Beardy Jonesy And ID as a slightly unexpected first reserve
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Post by buxtop on Nov 22, 2009 20:12:11 GMT
Well it's defo not not Shrimpy, he has to use a sex toy to get it on.
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Post by jerseybean on Nov 22, 2009 20:18:56 GMT
Well it's defo not not Shrimpy, he has to use a sex toy to get it on. you really are quite jealous arn't you ;D ;D I'll be blunt if u want, its f..kin fantastic oh and the toy was for the ladies or maybe for some guys out there who maybe wanna buy for their partners
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Post by iilforddave on Nov 22, 2009 20:20:55 GMT
You didn't wait for me to answer my own question... my top 3 could all laugh me into bed (and keep me laughing once we got there, but in a good way). So, no disrespect to anyone else but Sal's top bedroom picks in no particular order are: Vestan Beardy Jonesy And ID as a slightly unexpected first reserve great idea for a new thread, You've got a gun with 3 bullets in, which 3 posters would you shoot ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by StokieMatt on Nov 22, 2009 20:21:32 GMT
Well it's defo not not Shrimpy, he has to use a sex toy to get it on. you really are quite jealous arn't you ;D ;D I'll be blunt if you want, its f..kin fantastic oh and the toy was for the ladies or maybe for some guys out there who maybe wanna buy for their partners i thought the fat retard type was hung like a horse ;D obv not...
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Post by french toast on Nov 22, 2009 20:22:29 GMT
You didn't wait for me to answer my own question... my top 3 could all laugh me into bed (and keep me laughing once we got there, but in a good way). So, no disrespect to anyone else but Sal's top bedroom picks in no particular order are: Vestan Beardy Jonesy And ID as a slightly unexpected first reserve great idea for a new thread, You've got a gun with 3 bullets in, which 3 posters would you shoot ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D; D
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 22, 2009 20:23:22 GMT
Getting a bit sick of these assaults on Shrimp and JB as a couple, let's move on eh?
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 22, 2009 20:24:37 GMT
You didn't wait for me to answer my own question... my top 3 could all laugh me into bed (and keep me laughing once we got there, but in a good way). So, no disrespect to anyone else but Sal's top bedroom picks in no particular order are: Vestan Beardy Jonesy And ID as a slightly unexpected first reserve great idea for a new thread, You've got a gun with 3 bullets in, which 3 posters would you shoot ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Go for it ;D And I take the 'unexpected' part back ok?
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Post by buxtop on Nov 22, 2009 20:24:51 GMT
Getting a bit sick of these assaults on Shrimp and JB as a couple, let's move on eh? What do you mean? I've NEVER said fuck all before today.
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Post by jerseybean on Nov 22, 2009 20:25:15 GMT
you really are quite jealous arn't you ;D ;D I'll be blunt if you want, its f..kin fantastic oh and the toy was for the ladies or maybe for some guys out there who maybe wanna buy for their partners i thought the fat retard type was hung like a horse ;D obv not... who is the fat retard you speak of so rudely? easy to talk tough behind a keyboard eh
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