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Post by turtletom on Oct 6, 2011 21:07:49 GMT
Just for fun  just to be clear - a song for each player starting with ------ is a stokie... |
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Post by marra315 on Oct 6, 2011 21:10:09 GMT
crouchy is a stokie
he wears the red and white
he sometimes plays for england
but they are pretty shite
he came to stoke with Abbey
and this what was said
he does a funny robot dance and wont fit in his bed
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Oct 6, 2011 21:14:49 GMT
Bego is a stokie
he plays between the sticks
he used to play for pompey
but what a bunch of dicks
his skills attracted harry
because he's pretty ace
but why would he go down to spurs with harrys floppy face
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Post by Beardy200 on Oct 6, 2011 21:17:37 GMT
Bego is a Stokie, Huth and Shawcross too
Wilkinson and Wilson are another two
Etherington and Whelan, Pennant and Delap
Big lad Crouch and Walters, one of which is black
Sorted
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Post by marra315 on Oct 6, 2011 21:18:09 GMT
walters is a stokie
he shoots with all his might
he is a cracking football guy
who could play all night
he came here to play for us and didnt deserve the smite
coz he is fucking ace and could be black or white
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lewis2k
Youth Player
HUTHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by lewis2k on Oct 6, 2011 21:20:13 GMT
Wilko is a stokie!
Was born a red and White!
He should be playing for England!
But this is what he said!
Capello is a postman with a big fat forehead!
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 21:22:22 GMT
Mama is a Stokie
he came from Gillingham
He's built like a brick shithouse
But gentle as a lamb
He must have naked photos
Of Rudgie and TP
That's why he gets in the squad ahead of Big Ricky (Fuller)
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lewis2k
Youth Player
HUTHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by lewis2k on Oct 6, 2011 21:22:24 GMT
Bego one is mint!
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 6, 2011 21:31:42 GMT
Oh Collins is Stokie,
He's on loan to Ipswich
When he played in our back four
He caused a nervous twitch
Some sing that bizarrely that he could play for Brazil
But when the twat played for City the score was rarely nil!
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Post by turtletom on Oct 6, 2011 21:35:34 GMT
haha at the collins one bego one is a sick one! |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 6, 2011 21:39:03 GMT
Pennant is a Stokie
He came to us to train
He couldn't wait to get here
So he left his car in Spain
He always beats his marker and gives them all a scare
We'd let him shag our wives and we want his curly hair
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 21:42:49 GMT
Oh Davies is a Stoke
Is he??
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Post by turtletom on Oct 6, 2011 21:44:34 GMT
dont think so lol
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 21:49:28 GMT
Rory is a Stokie
He came from Sunderland
He throws it from the Seddon
To the Q Railing stand
He works his fucking socks off
He's past his best although
We still fucking love him with his great big fucking throw
(a lot of 'fucking's in there', maybe not suitable for children that one)
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 6, 2011 21:49:29 GMT
Matty is a Stokie
We signed him from West Ham
He got fed up of jellied eels
His toys were out the pram
He said he wanted oatcakes
With sausage and with cheese
He should be playing for England
But Capello just never sees
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 22:01:50 GMT
Oh Whitehead is a Stokie
This is his legacy
He looks like cowboy Woody
From Pixar's Toy Story
He really is quite ugly
At least he's quality
When I come to think of it he's shit like you and me
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 6, 2011 22:02:55 GMT
Oh Diego is a Stokie
He comes from Uruguay
They called him a destroyer
So we gave the lad a try
He got a flat in Castle
With a massive sound system
His neighbours soon got right pissed off and moaned to Stoke and him.
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on Oct 6, 2011 22:03:41 GMT
we had a thread like this before.
i came up with a hilarious one for collins.
everyone was all like " ;D " and " ;D ;D " or " ;D ;D ;D "
those were the days.
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Post by marra315 on Oct 6, 2011 22:04:24 GMT
robert is a stokie
as big as 50 trees
he flies at their advances and squashes them like bees
he came to stoke to join us
and this is what they said
please dont piss him off else he'll crush your head
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 22:06:35 GMT
Oh Upson is a Stokie
He plays for Engerland
There were some folk on here
That couldn't understand
Why Pulis went and signed him
When we'd just signed Woodgate
Give the lad a chance I say and stop with all this hate
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 6, 2011 22:10:49 GMT
Davies is a Stokie
We signed him from the Saints
If he starts again for Stoke
we'll all probably faint
We signed him for a million pounds
Not a million penny chews
And if we end up using him
We'll probably fucking lose
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Oct 6, 2011 22:12:13 GMT
Fuller is a Stokie
He doesn't give a shit
Some people call him lazy
But here's the funny bit
He scores some brilliant goals
Away and at The Brit
Griffin had a go and so he slapped the stupid tit
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Post by Neckend Potter on Oct 6, 2011 22:15:19 GMT
crouchy is a stokie he wears the red and white he sometimes plays for england but they are pretty shite he came to stoke with Abbey and this what was said he does a funny robot dance and wont fit in his bed That's the best one, after Kenwyne's which still makes me grin. |
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Post by pickins on Oct 6, 2011 22:19:36 GMT
Woodgate is a Stokie
Came all the way from Spurs
He turned up in a headband
His missus says its hers
He's had a bit of verbal
And plagued by injury
Pay as you play/Harry would say/Make him play for free!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 22:36:42 GMT
Wilson is a Stokie,
he comes from Honduras,
He can't get in the team because his knees are made of glass,
He cost a lot of money,
but really what the heck,
One day he'll be a star for us, although he's got no neck.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Oct 6, 2011 22:57:45 GMT
Oh Huthy is a Stokie,
He came here from the East,
You wouldn't mess with him cause hes a fucking beast,
When he plays at centre back he raises the roof!
As our fans keep chanting HUTH, HUTH, HUTH!
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Post by superscfc on Oct 7, 2011 7:58:33 GMT
Oh Pulis is a Stokie, He comes from Newport Town He loves to wear a trackie some say he looks like a clown His boss is Peter Coates He's a very rich bloke When he takes us to Wembley he makes us cry and choke (choke in terms of when you get a lump in your throat  ) |
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Oct 7, 2011 8:04:35 GMT
Ohhhhhhh Berger was a Stokie
He hardly ever played
So I guess we should just stop singing this song and sing oh when the reds again to be honest...
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Oct 7, 2011 18:10:33 GMT
ohhhh jerome is a stokie,
he signed for us from brum,
he uses all his lightening pace
so defenders look dumb.
his hair is just like kenwynes
just not really as long
so cameron will be so pleased when we sing his jerome song.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Oct 7, 2011 18:29:33 GMT
ooohhhh higgi is a stokie
our only real left back
he knows how to smash a free kick
hes really got the nack
he scored one against newcastle
and against west ham too
he got us up to wembley
so he should have a statue
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