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Post by aldershotstoke on Jun 30, 2010 14:21:06 GMT
Not sure whether this has already been posted, but just received this by email....
Today's rumour: Courts held a further 2 week gagging order on Steve Gerrard's private life, turns out he got his wife's sister pregnant (not a 16 year old as previously rumoured).
Will hit the newspaper in 14 days, the judge held the gagging order to protect the FA while they decide on Capello, and the future of English footy.
John Terry and the England boys all know about it and JT had a argument with Capello because Gerrard got to keep the captains armband. The tension in the camp was down to JT and half the team saying Gerrard was a disgrace and the other half of the squad backing Gerrard. The press conference was related to the tension and JT wanted Gerrard exposed - they hate each other.
Wheel away if necessary!
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Post by PickSCFC on Jun 30, 2010 14:22:48 GMT
god i hope this is true!!
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Post by icarus on Jun 30, 2010 14:23:37 GMT
Not sure whether this has already been posted, but just received this by email.... Today's rumour: Courts held a further 2 week gagging order on Steve Gerrard's private life, turns out he got his wife's sister pregnant (not a 16 year old as previously rumoured).
Will hit the newspaper in 14 days, the judge held the gagging order to protect the FA while they decide on Capello, and the future of English footy.
John Terry and the England boys all know about it and JT had a argument with Capello because Gerrard got to keep the captains armband. The tension in the camp was down to JT and half the team saying Gerrard was a disgrace and the other half of the squad backing Gerrard. The press conference was related to the tension and JT wanted Gerrard exposed - they hate each other.Wheel away if necessary! Would be a pisser if true |
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Post by dozintheseventees on Jun 30, 2010 14:24:51 GMT
To be perfectly honest, I'm sick of hearing about the sickening bunch of over-paid, over-hyped good for nothings. Somwe of them really do give the human race a bad name.
Compulsive though aint it? ;D
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Post by Bick on Jun 30, 2010 14:34:33 GMT
It's like watching crossroads
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Post by RINGO STARR on Jun 30, 2010 14:38:08 GMT
Also on Coronation Desperation Street this week. Ken Barlow shoots Emile Heskey after he spends several sex filled lunchtime sessions in Roys Rolls with wife Deidrie. Gail Platt goes back to prison after detectives find she is the main reason for the Rob Green blunder. Green had been poisioned with L.S.D in his lucozade isotonic sport drink minutes before the game against U.S.A with Gail Platt found tripping her saggy tits off behind the goal during the match. John Terry and Ashley Cole are found by Dev sniffing Liz McDonald's knickers in the Rovers toilets. Fabio and Beckham make offer for Audrey Roberts hair salon. Hayley finds out that she has bigger cock than Peter Crouch. For all the up to date news on your favourite english soap stories log onto www.coronationdesperationstreet.co.uk |
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Post by dozintheseventees on Jun 30, 2010 14:44:04 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
I've been saying that the humour element in Coronation street has dropped off recently.
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Post by bigcashprizes on Jun 30, 2010 14:46:18 GMT
Ringo, I was really hoping that that link was real when i clicked it... There's a gap in the market there |
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Post by ColonelMustard on Jun 30, 2010 14:49:18 GMT
England cannot prosper until these gangrenous scumbags are cut out.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 30, 2010 14:51:09 GMT
Pleeeaaasssseeee let this be true!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2010 14:53:39 GMT
This rumours been flying around for months. Which probaly makes it no more than a rumour.
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Post by thissey84 on Jun 30, 2010 14:56:13 GMT
Yeah it is true, I've got a friend in the press association who told me a while ago about this.
Just proves that it did create tension in the camp. Footballers wives doesn't seem that far fetched anymore!!!
Just glad these two will be too old for the next world cup, they both should never play again!!
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Post by RINGO STARR on Jun 30, 2010 15:05:29 GMT
I can not wait till we play Chelsea, Liverpool and all the other wankers next season.
Last season I had a bit of a debate at the Chelsea home game about booing terry, Cole, Lampard. All this way before the Terry scandal and before a ball had been kicked that afternoon.
I was (and was being the operative word here) of the opinion that if you are to cheer a player on in 12 months time in a major tournament, then you shouldn't berate them or boo them. I thought it two faced at the time.
I now am 100 going to give these wankers the utmost abuse possible at every opportunity and I for one hope that you'll all be joining me.
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Post by eriksson74 on Jun 30, 2010 15:11:18 GMT
I thought the rumour was Mrs G was shagging the Derby wonder kid Kris Commins, alledgelly?
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Post by RINGO STARR on Jun 30, 2010 15:19:52 GMT
I thought the rumour was Mrs G was shagging the Derby wonder kid Kris Commins, alledgelly? This was rumoured but the truth is that Gerrard got tired of having to throw chocolate biscuits into the bed to tempt Kris in. |
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Post by Beatties Side Boob on Jun 30, 2010 15:22:30 GMT
I thought the rumour was Mrs G was shagging the Derby wonder kid Kris Commins, alledgelly? I have heard from a mate whose mate is derby physio that this is true. Could just be hear-say though. |
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Jun 30, 2010 15:25:18 GMT
Those in favour of compulsory castration* for anyone in the England team in future, say "Aye!".
*So they can concentrate on chasing silverware not fluff.
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Post by eriksson74 on Jun 30, 2010 15:34:05 GMT
I thought the rumour was Mrs G was shagging the Derby wonder kid Kris Commins, alledgelly? This was rumoured but the truth is that Gerrard got tired of having to throw chocolate biscuits into the bed to tempt Kris in. Probably can't afford to carry on supplying them !! These guys are going to get hell this season and I for one will be joining you for sure |
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Post by Roy Cropper on Jun 30, 2010 15:42:00 GMT
It's like watching "Footballer's Wife's" ;D
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Post by march4 on Jun 30, 2010 15:46:50 GMT
We really must bring the death penalty back in this country.
Tossers like Cashley, Gerrard and John Terrible deserve it.
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Post by M on Jun 30, 2010 15:59:06 GMT
PLIBT!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 30, 2010 16:18:25 GMT
It would'nt surprise me if that lot got their own sisters pregnant.  |
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Post by Murdoc Niccals on Jun 30, 2010 16:33:19 GMT
Brilliant. ;D
I just hope it's true.
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Post by stokie25 on Jun 30, 2010 16:38:49 GMT
Wow...i'm ever so happy....i desperately want this to be true. My Liverpool supporting (lived in Meir all her life and been to Anfield twice  ) mate will wish she'd booked a fortnight off work ;D ;D |
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Post by roro on Jun 30, 2010 16:50:48 GMT
Anyone remember Sky One's 'Dreamteam'?
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Post by winsfordpotter on Jun 30, 2010 17:21:39 GMT
Why are people desperate for it be true. Are you all jelous of him or something?
All it will do is drag English football lower than it already s.
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Jun 30, 2010 17:49:59 GMT
We really must bring the death penalty back in this country. Tossers like Cashley, Gerrard and John Terrible deserve it. The death penalty? For sleeping around?  |
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Post by chinapotter on Jun 30, 2010 18:03:48 GMT
Not jealous, no, but would like some of these "superstars" exposed for what they are: really lucky to live during a brief period of human history when we ordinary people decided that it was more important and valuable to society (if we uses salary as a measure) for men to kick a ball around a field and try to score a goal than it is for, say, people to put out fires or staff hospitL wards. That's fine and I emphasize that I contribute as much as anyone by buying tickets and shirts, etc. What bothers me about some footballers is that they clearly don't realize how lucky they are to be born at the right time for their skills to be valued. Some of them earn more in one year than most of us will in our lives. And instead of pulling on their national shirt to represet all of us with pride, they give half-hearted performances so they don't jeopardize their pay check through injury or fatigue. Give me a squad like New Zealand any day: how inspiring to see a bunch like that trying their hearts out for their country's pride.
So if Gerrard or anyone else in that squad experiences some "challenging times", it shouldn't be any surprise that some of us enjoy it. His millions and millions of pounds will get him through, I'm sure.
Go on Stoke!!!
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Post by bobster on Jun 30, 2010 18:22:13 GMT
Why are people desperate for it be true. Are you all jelous of him or something? All it will do is drag English football lower than it already s. I hope it's true because English football needs dragging down to rock bottom for people to realise it for what it is and hopefully change will occur. Seriously overpaid uncaring little toss pots who dont care about the fans. They claim they do but they dont. Look at Kitson, been given every chance by the Stoke fans but thinks it's ok to flick hand gestures at his manager in public. He may as well have turned to the Stoke fans and given them the finger. Fine to fall out with your manager but infront of millions watching on TV is a disgrace and shows a total lack of respect to the fans. We pay his friggin wages for goodness sake, every last penny of it with your season tickets, sky plus, shirts and all the rest of it. Tuncay is a twat so is Beattie and any other stoke player who has caused a scene this season. Overhaul required throughout the English game. Oh for team full of people with Delap's attitude, now there is a footballer that i can actually respect. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2010 19:04:34 GMT
Summarising then...
A complete and utter crock of illiterate shit.
Typical headlines include...Sex , fights , 150k wages , under performing , extra marital affairs, affairs with prostitutes , massive houses , massive cars , massive ego's and masses of disgruntled England fans across the globe.
Shit and more shit.
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) mate will wish she'd booked a fortnight off work ;D ;D
