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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #90 on Sept 25, 2008, 5:27pm »

Abdoulaye Faye doesn't believe in Germany.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #91 on Sept 25, 2008, 8:22pm »

Abdoulaye Faye doesnt give a shit about Bambi

Abby Faye was born Feb 26 1978, the midwife is still in a coma

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #92 on Sept 25, 2008, 8:24pm »

Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #93 on Sept 25, 2008, 8:48pm »

When Abdoulaye Faye crossed the street to her house and she opened the door Delilah did NOT stand there laughing

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #94 on Sept 25, 2008, 8:53pm »

Sept 25, 2008, 8:24pm, Block 26 wrote:

Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #95 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:04pm »

Abdoulaye Faye - because he's worth it

9 out of 10 cats are shit scared of Abdoulaye Faye. The other one got caught.

In the space around Abdoulaye Faye no-one hears you scream

Abdoulaye Faye's wallet - the one that doesn't even need to say "Bad Ass MotherF*cker"

Norman Hunter bites your legs. Abdoulaye Faye doesn't do starters.

Abdoulaye Faye's other car is a hearse.

Abdoulaye Faye left the pet shop disappointed. They don't do Balrog.

International capitalism is collapsing. Abdoulaye Faye prefers it that way.

Heineken don't do forwards. Abdoulaye Faye does.

Abdoulaye Faye - he hears the sound of one hand clapping.

I think therefore I am - Descartes. I am - Abdoulaye Faye.

The Dude Abides. Abdoulaye Faye let him.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #96 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:05pm »

Abdoulaye Faye - Loves kittens. Hates strikers.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #97 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:25pm »

thanks SMD

invisi karma for you

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #98 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:49pm »

Abdoulaye Faye beat the stig

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #99 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:50pm »

abdoulaye faye tackles like the hadron collider

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #100 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:50pm »

or is the hadron collider

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #101 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:51pm »

Sept 25, 2008, 8:48pm, Oatcake Andy wrote:

When Abdoulaye Faye crossed the street to her house and she opened the door Delilah did NOT stand there laughing

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #102 on Sept 25, 2008, 9:51pm »

abdoulaye faye is just a hard barsteward

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #103 on Sept 25, 2008, 10:04pm »

it wasn't an earthquake it was abdoulaye faye

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #104 on Sept 25, 2008, 10:08pm »

Abdoulaye Faye doesn't believe in God - God believes in Abdoulaye Faye.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #105 on Sept 26, 2008, 5:29am »

Abdoulaye Faye's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #106 on Sept 26, 2008, 7:29am »

Abdoulaye Faye did not join Stoke City, Stoke City joined Adoulaye Faye

Adboulaye Faye can impregnate any woman just by her thinking about him impregnateing her

When Abdoulaye Faye make a woman have an orgasam, evey woman feels it

Say his name 3 times.............I dare you

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #107 on Sept 26, 2008, 8:37am »

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Abdoulaye faye to die before they attack.

Abdoulaye faye once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Abdoulaye Faye doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

There are no races, only countries of people Abdoulaye Faye has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Abdoulaye Faye once had a heart attack, his heart lost.

You are what you eat. Abdoulaye faye eats steel.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #108 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:09am »

They have decided to put Abdoulaye Faye piss into cans and sell it, this product is called Red Bull

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #109 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:11am »

Abdoulaye Faye has sex with every woman in the world every month until they bleed

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #110 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:37am »

Right - initial design rejected

. Possibly cos "Abdoulaye Faye" is copyrighted. However, I've submitted just a vectorised, two-tone image of his face for approval. If that get's OK'd, I'll design the T shirt with "FAYE - 25" on the back and leave the front text open for input by anyone who buys it - that we we can all have our favourite "Faye-ism" on a shirt.

* The funny thing is, he's supposed to be a really nice chap face-to-face. But let's not spoil the mythology.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #111 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:47am »

abdoulaye faye did not learn to drive, cars simply adjusted to abdoulaye faye.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #112 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:50am »

Sept 26, 2008, 9:47am, smigchop wrote:

abdoulaye faye did not learn to drive, cars simply adjusted to abdoulaye faye.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #113 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:55am »

I would love to see Abdoulaye Faye give Drogba a swift roundhouse kick!!

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #114 on Sept 26, 2008, 9:59am »

I'd love to see Abdoulaye Faye spank in a 30 yard volly in front of the Boothen End in the 90th minute to give us a 1-0 victory tommorrow. 8-)

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #115 on Sept 26, 2008, 11:19am »

Abdoulaye Faye CAN Touch Mc Hammer

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #116 on Sept 26, 2008, 12:30pm »

Sept 26, 2008, 11:19am, crashbandicoot wrote:

Abdoulaye Faye CAN Touch Mc Hammer

one of my favourites yet

abdoulaye faye could do the newcastle utd managers job, he just doesnt want to

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #117 on Sept 26, 2008, 6:01pm »

People invented faster cars to escape from Abdoulaye Faye, so Faye invented the car crash

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #118 on Sept 26, 2008, 6:03pm »

It started with a kiss. And ended with Abdoulaye Faye punching Errol Brown in the throat.

Abdoulaye Faye can re-adjust a PC monitor to the satisfaction of the stupid, fussy bint in my office.

Abdoulaye Faye could stand the heat. The kitchen couldn't stand Abdoulaye Faye.

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Re: Abdoulaye Faye Facts
« Reply #119 on Sept 26, 2008, 6:22pm »

Abdoulaye Faye once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

Abdoulaye Faye puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Abdoulaye Faye can slam revolving doors

Abdoulaye Faye clogs the toilet even when he pisses

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