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Post by BoothenenderGaz on Sept 24, 2008 9:53:41 GMT
In tribute to what has to be our best summer signing
A cheap imitation of the Chuck Norris Facts
I was wondering if we could start a Abdoulaye Faye Facts thread
I'm sure we could come up with a few of our own as well as some rip-offs of the Chuck Norris ones
Not_Nick_H could even get us a nice silhouetted picture of Faye on a T-Shirt with some of the best ones on
I'll start with a few rip-offs
Ab Faye once tackled a cow that hard that butter came out
Ab Faye has two speeds - Run and Kill
Ab Faye once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Ab Faye's warm-up exercises.
Ab Faye can tackle you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA
Ab Faye's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Post by Norfolkstokie in manchester on Sept 24, 2008 10:07:47 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye swims he doesn't get wet. The water gets Abdoulaye Faye...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2008 10:22:17 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Sept 24, 2008 10:25:24 GMT
When Abdy Faye does press ups, he doesn't push himself up, oh no... Abdy Faye pushes the Earth down!!! FACT!!!
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Sept 24, 2008 10:27:35 GMT
Gravity..... pah! It's Faye's awesome aura that keeps us on earth
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Post by yorkstokie on Sept 24, 2008 10:39:52 GMT
Abdy Faye is not gay because he likes men - its because he has ran out of women!
Abdy Faye can believe its butter!
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Post by Tubes on Sept 24, 2008 10:45:00 GMT
there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Ab Faye has allowed to live.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 24, 2008 10:47:25 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye does not sleep. He waits.
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Post by Oatcake Andy on Sept 24, 2008 10:47:43 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye eats more pies than Parkin.
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Post by Gifton on Sept 24, 2008 10:55:00 GMT
abdoulaye faye makes onions cry....
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Post by vestanpance on Sept 24, 2008 10:56:52 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the elements of surprise. And Pain.
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Barrowboy
Youth Player
All good things come to those who wait......
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Post by Barrowboy on Sept 24, 2008 11:04:58 GMT
You got up this morning because Ab Faye let you!
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 24, 2008 11:40:00 GMT
In tribute to what has to be our best summer signing A cheap imitation of the Chuck Norris Facts I was wondering if we could start a Abdoulaye Faye Facts thread I'm sure we could come up with a few of our own as well as some rip-offs of the Chuck Norris ones Not_Nick_H could even get us a nice silhouetted picture of Faye on a T-Shirt with some of the best ones on [/color] [/quote] If someone can supply me witha vectorised two-colour image of him, then I'll gladly get some T shirts done. Oh and if someone could do the same with a picture of a cannon, that'd be helpful too. Credit will be given. ;D
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Post by drwhom on Sept 24, 2008 12:09:18 GMT
If someone can supply me witha vectorised two-colour image of him, then I'll gladly get some T shirts done. Oh and if someone could do the same with a picture of a cannon, that'd be helpful too. Credit will be given. ;D A two-colour image of him? He's black, deal with it.
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marmate
Academy Starlet
Sweet!
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Post by marmate on Sept 24, 2008 12:19:32 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once crapped a planet!
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 24, 2008 12:24:01 GMT
If someone can supply me witha vectorised two-colour image of him, then I'll gladly get some T shirts done. Oh and if someone could do the same with a picture of a cannon, that'd be helpful too. Credit will be given. ;D A two-colour image of him? He's black, deal with it. I'll allow a few minutes for you to add a smilie to indicate you weren't being entirely serious with that comment Dr. ...before I bore you with an explanation of why a one colour image for Abdulaye would basically leave you with a silhouette of someone's head that could be anyone.
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Post by LH_SCFC on Sept 24, 2008 12:24:01 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Post by stokie25 on Sept 24, 2008 12:26:19 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye says "jump" - just fucking do it and fast and don't make him have to ask again!
(on a sideways slant - Abdoulaye Faye v Didier Drogba on Saturday - worth the season ticket on it's own! ;D )
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Post by drwhom on Sept 24, 2008 12:31:17 GMT
...a one colour image for Abdulaye would basically leave you with a silhouette of someone's head that could be anyone. What, now they all look the same?
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 24, 2008 12:40:29 GMT
...a one colour image for Abdulaye would basically leave you with a silhouette of someone's head that could be anyone. What, now they all look the same? ;D
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Post by Mozzaa on Sept 24, 2008 12:56:30 GMT
Some Say he once killed an African tribe ??? & also Some say he once ate a man whole ???
All we know is He's called Abdoulaye Faye !!
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Post by plattamusii on Sept 24, 2008 13:22:07 GMT
Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. By the seventh day, G-d had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. And G-d blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. (Gen. 2: 1-3)
Gen.2A 1-3 And on the eighth day, after a nice rest,G-d created Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by premierpotter08 on Sept 24, 2008 13:33:05 GMT
FACT - Abdoulaye Faye does'nt have nightmares, they are shit scared of him!
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Post by bobafett on Sept 24, 2008 15:24:29 GMT
FACT. When superman goes to bed at night he put's on a pair of Abdoulaye Faye pjamas.
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Post by supergerrytaggart on Sept 24, 2008 16:13:17 GMT
In tribute to what has to be our best summer signing A cheap imitation of the Chuck Norris Facts I was wondering if we could start a Abdoulaye Faye Facts thread I'm sure we could come up with a few of our own as well as some rip-offs of the Chuck Norris ones Not_Nick_H could even get us a nice silhouetted picture of Faye on a T-Shirt with some of the best ones on [/color] [/quote] If someone can supply me witha vectorised two-colour image of him, then I'll gladly get some T shirts done. Oh and if someone could do the same with a picture of a cannon, that'd be helpful too. Credit will be given. ;D[/quote] How's that mate? I robbed Stokie25's signature. Hope ya don't mind mate? ;D
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Post by markscfc72 on Sept 24, 2008 16:18:54 GMT
this thread is quality, surely worthy of featuring in the paper version for spurs, presumably too late now for Chelsea
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Post by daverichards on Sept 24, 2008 16:22:38 GMT
The Large Hadron Collider under switzerland has broken, a fast jet is on stand by to pick up Abdy Faye to help with the experiments, however scientists fear that whilst the new atom smasher didn't end the earth , Abdy Faye could, just by looking at it the wrong way
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Post by stokie25 on Sept 24, 2008 16:24:50 GMT
If someone can supply me witha vectorised two-colour image of him, then I'll gladly get some T shirts done. Oh and if someone could do the same with a picture of a cannon, that'd be helpful too. Credit will be given. ;D How's that mate? I robbed Stokie25's signature. Hope ya don't mind mate? ;D I think it's awesome, mate! Abdy Faye belongs to everyone (at Stoke, obviously)! Would be quite keen on a t-shirt with that on!
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Post by sammychung on Sept 24, 2008 16:25:53 GMT
Christianity
Catholic
Jewish
Hindu
Buddha
Nah, mine is....
Fayeism! (25 A.D)
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Post by supergerrytaggart on Sept 24, 2008 16:30:38 GMT
How's that mate? I robbed Stokie25's signature. Hope ya don't mind mate? ;D I think it's awesome, mate! Abdy Faye belongs to everyone (at Stoke, obviously)! Would be quite keen on a t-shirt with that on! Cheers man, that's what I was thinking; the pic on the front, some of the best 'facts' on the back.
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